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    noham says,

    "Her love for her father then becomes both erotic and envious, as she yearns for a ***** of her own. She comes to blame her mother for her perceived castration, and is struck by ***** ENVY, the apparent counterpart to the boy's castration anxiety."


    Yep, we sure have heard about crazy women who actually carry out their phantasies:

    - John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt
    On june 23, 1993, Lorena cut off John Wayne Bobbitt's ***** with a large butcher knife, leaving a one-inch stump in it stead. Her motive: abusive behavior and unacceptable lovemaking. Lorena Bobbitt was found 'not guilty' by reason of temporary insanity. The ***** was found in a dirt lot and was surgically re-attached to Bobbitt, who is reportedly able to resume normal sexual activity.

    - Jaime and Aurelia Macias:
    On September 20, 1992, Aurelia separated Jaime's testicles from his body with five-inch scissors. Her motive: his extramarital affairs and abusive behavior. Their 17-year-old-son heard his father's screams and found him bleeding in bed, sans testicles. The testicles were never found. The couple reconciled and Jaime did not press charges against his wife (although Aurelia does face charges by the California District Attorney).

    - Grigori Rasputin:
    This lusty Russian adventurere, healer, and mystic had a 13-inch-long *****, which made him popular with actresses, royalty, wives, chambermaids, and prostitutes alike. He was poisoned, raped, shot and murdered by jealous men. (One of his assailants was Felix Yusupov, the homosexual prince whom Rasputin had rejected.) Another of the tormentors removed the ***** of the still alive Rasputin. A maid kept the organ inside a wooden box.

    - Kichizo Ishida and Sada:
    In 1936, Ishida, an innkeeper, and Sada, a maid at the inn, fell in love. When Mrs. Ishida found out she fired Sada. Kichizo then had a las fling with Sada, during which Sada accidentally strangled him with a pink crepe sash (a tactic they had been experimenting with to intensify ******). She removed his ***** with a butcher knife, then wandered about with it for days. Hoping to bury the body intact, police requested the missing organ from Sada. Upon returning it, she was charged with murder and corpse mutilation, which she found acceptable. But when charged with sexual perversion, she got very angry. She couldn't stand being called a pervert!



    A Link

    http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge...99/11/12/snip/

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    If this story is for real, Julie has breached the patient therapist confidentiality agreement. I find it hard to believe that one, she'd be having sessions at her kitchen table, and two, that when the jealous husband arrives, she'd just blurt out the patients issue's. Even referring to them as patients to her husband is a breach of confidentiality.

    Okay, now that I've said that. If this is the real deal, then your buddy Dick needs to get control of himself or he and Julie will have some serious legal issue's on their hands.

    Why not just ask her? When people start intruding on their partners privacy, they need to be prepared to deal with what they find, and also be able to confront the partner, allowing room for discussion, explanation etc. Obviously, nobody readily admits their indiscretions, even when confronted, so you'll never know the truth. That's where trust and your instincts come in. If you truly beleive your spouse is cheating, usually, they are and you have to make a decision that's best for you. It's not so black and white.

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    Look man, Freud was a wacko --

    "As the boy has noticed that women, his mother in particular, have no *****es, he is struck by a great fear that his father will remove his *****, too."

    Why the little boy should see his mother that has no ***** and become frightened? Why shouldn't he see his father that does have ***** and not become afraid?



    ANYWAY

    If you think naming a person "Dick" is weird, how about "Dick Assman"?

    http://www.nationalpost.com/content/...s/080299a.html

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    some people (men /women) are fascinated with dick -- may it be that that's the case with this Julie? In fact, Freud (which I do not believe) has described the 'fallic phase' in the psychosexual development of the child. Here it is:

    "The phallic stage is the setting for the greatest, most crucial sexual conflict in Freud's model of development. In this stage, the child's erogenous zone is the genital region. As the child becomes more interested in his genitals, and in the genitals of others, conflict arises. The conflict, labeled the OEDIPUS complex (The ELECTRA complex in women), involves the child's unconscious desire to possess the opposite-sexed parent and to eliminate the same-sexed one.

    In the young male, the Oedipus conflict stems from his natural love for his mother, a love which becomes sexual as his libidal energy transfers from the anal region to his genitals. Unfortunately for the boy, his father stands in the way of this love. The boy therefore feels aggression and envy towards this rival, his father, and also feels fear that the father will strike back at him. As the boy has noticed that women, his mother in particular, have no *****es, he is struck by a great fear that his father will remove his *****, too. The anxiety is aggravated by the threats and discipline he incurs when caught masturbating by his parents. This CASTRATION ANXIETY outstrips his desire for his mother, so he represses the desire. Moreover, although the boy sees that though he cannot posses his mother, because his father does, he can posses her vicariously by identifying with his father and becoming as much like him as possible: this identification indoctrinates the boy into his appropriate sexual role in life. A lasting trace of the Oedipal conflict is the superego, the voice of the father within the boy. By thus resolving his incestuous conundrum, the boy passes into the LATENCY PERIOD, a period of libidal dormancy.

    On the Electra complex, Freud was more vague. The complex has its roots in the little girl's discovery that she, along with her mother and all other women, lack the ***** which her father and other men posses. Her love for her father then becomes both erotic and envious, as she yearns for a ***** of her own. She comes to blame her mother for her perceived castration, and is struck by ***** ENVY, the apparent counterpart to the boy's castration anxiety. The resolution of the Electra complex is far less clear-cut than the resolution of the Oedipus complex is in males; Freud stated that the resolution comes much later and is never truly complete. Just as the boy learned his sexual role by identifying with his father, so the girl learns her role by identifying with her mother in an attempt to posses her father vicariously. At the eventual resolution of the conflict, the girl passes into the latency period, though Freud implies that she always remains slightly fixated at the phallic stage.

    Fixation at the phallic stage develops a PHALLIC CHARACTER, who is reckless, resolute, self-assured, and narcissistic -- excessively vain and proud. The failure to resolve the conflict can also cause a person to be afraid or incapable of close love; As well, Freud postulated that fixation could be a root cause of homosexuality."

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    In fact it's strange why we would even call someone "Dick", even if that's just that person short name!

    Although now that I see I find that "Dick" means Powerful, rich ruler. It is of Teutonic origin. Nicknames are Dickie, Dicky, Ric, Rick, Ritchie, Rich, Richie, Rickie, Ricky etc.

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    Strange as it may sound, here it is the story of a friend of mine, named Dick and his girlfriend Julie. They're a hard working "couple" that's madly in love. They both have busy schedules and hardly spend time together. Dick works for a software developing firm. Julie is a psychologist and freelance writer who recently started her private practice at home. Their most favorite pastime used to be sex!

    Lately, my friend Dick has been really itching for some good one-on-one sexual therapy with Julie, but she's been rejecting him lately. Sexually frustrated Dick suspects that Julie is cheating on him. Then one day, Dick confirmed his suspicions. He rummaged through Julie's personal things only to find her daily planner. Inside these pages were morning sessions scheduled with a least 2 men she secretly listed in codename as Male #1 & Male #2. He also finds a disturbing logbook entitled "THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT DICKS!" After flipping another page, he read a small passage, "This page is specially reserved for Male#3." He became so enraged about Julie's alleged infidelity and fascination for other men's *****es that he decided to take some action

    On the morning of Julie's next morning appointment, Dick left for work earlier than usual. He kissed Julie goodbye and drove off to work. It was 10 o'clock and Male #1 was the first to arrive. Male #2 arrived after him. While this was going on, Dick hurriedly strolled in from the backdoor and found Julie & her two strange men together in the kitchen. having coffee? Julie asked him what he was doing there? Dick asked, "What the hell you think you're doing Julie, are you screwing around behind my back?" She paused for a second and started to explain. "Dick, I would never cheat on you!" She continued, "If you paid more attention, you'd notice my two patients and I have all of our clothes on!"

    Dick scratched his head with a confused look on his embarrassed face. He asked her to explain her damn sex book, "THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT DICKS"!!" Julie and her two male patients started laughing up a storm. After several minutes of laughter she walked over to Dick and gave him a great big kiss.

    She told him his book was her thesis about HIM! It was a study on his name 'DICK' and how he was discouraged about it! Dick asked about the note "this page is specially reserved for Male #3?" Julie told to him not to "be such a dick, Dick." HE WAS THE MALE #3!" He asked her why did she need those two jokers? Well, according to her those gentlemen volunteered to help contribute to her thesis! Their names were Mr. Dick [his last name], and Mr. Dick [his last name].

    Do you think she's pulling Dick's leg? My buddy is so frustrated, he's thinking to dumb her altogether..

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    My Buddy Is So Frustrated

    Strange as it may sound, here it is the story of a friend of mine, named Dick and his girlfriend Julie. They're a hard working "couple" that's madly in love. They both have busy schedules and hardly spend time together. Dick works for a software developing firm. Julie is a psychologist and freelance writer who recently started her private practice at home. Their most favorite pastime used to be sex!

    Lately, my friend Dick has been really itching for some good one-on-one sexual therapy with Julie, but she's been rejecting him lately. Sexually frustrated Dick suspects that Julie is cheating on him. Then one day, Dick confirmed his suspicions. He rummaged through Julie's personal things only to find her daily planner. Inside these pages were morning sessions scheduled with a least 2 men she secretly listed in codename as Male #1 & Male #2. He also finds a disturbing logbook entitled "THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT DICKS!" After flipping another page, he read a small passage, "This page is specially reserved for Male#3." He became so enraged about Julie's alleged infidelity and fascination for other men's *****es that he decided to take some action

    On the morning of Julie's next morning appointment, Dick left for work earlier than usual. He kissed Julie goodbye and drove off to work. It was 10 o'clock and Male #1 was the first to arrive. Male #2 arrived after him. While this was going on, Dick hurriedly strolled in from the backdoor and found Julie & her two strange men together in the kitchen. having coffee? Julie asked him what he was doing there? Dick asked, "What the hell you think you're doing Julie, are you screwing around behind my back?" She paused for a second and started to explain. "Dick, I would never cheat on you!" She continued, "If you paid more attention, you'd notice my two patients and I have all of our clothes on!"

    Dick scratched his head with a confused look on his embarrassed face. He asked her to explain her damn sex book, "THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT DICKS"!!" Julie and her two male patients started laughing up a storm. After several minutes of laughter she walked over to Dick and gave him a great big kiss.

    She told him his book was her thesis about HIM! It was a study on his name 'DICK' and how he was discouraged about it! Dick asked about the note "this page is specially reserved for Male #3?" Julie told to him not to "be such a dick, Dick." HE WAS THE MALE #3!" He asked her why did she need those two jokers? Well, according to her those gentlemen volunteered to help contribute to her thesis! Their names were Mr. Dick [his last name], and Mr. Dick [his last name].

    Do you think she's pulling Dick's leg? My buddy is so frustrated, he's thinking to dumb her altogether..
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