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  • Empress Wu (Ancient China)
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    Did any of you read the actual news clip it this was a crime of chance, and someone stupid enough to wave a wad of cash around like mr big.It had nothing to do with immagration. now excuse me i have a lunchon with a wonderful man named sheriff Joe Apario together we will stop those mexicans coming into this country and taking away jobs from illegal asian migrators.

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  • Kollerkrot
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    BM Satire at its best!

    I absolutely love this guy.

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  • Kollerkrot
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OldE:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Senator Ehigie Edobor Uzamere:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
    SOM you Doodle!

    Yes she is European (Belgian) - I liked that. When shopping around, I got the feeling that European lawyers are more diligent than American lawyers, plus (if you remember) my handicap originated in Europe so I felt more comfortable with her.

    Well, I talked to several in the run-up. I presented as many details as possible about the case, but since it happened in Europe, they didn't know - didn't even know what kind of charge it was I had received back then. I think no lawyer can get an adequate picture on details of a case within only one hour allotted to evaluate a case.

    My immigration issue from start to finish adding up all the INS/USCIS fees plus lawyer cost from 1996 to now most likely amounted to around $25,000. One day, I'll have to actually sit down and add it all up. It could come in handy when I sue my ex-husband. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I am SEEU, not SOM you doodlehead; The statute of limitations have ran for whatever acts your husband alllegedly committed. What happened in Europe that would effect your immigration status here ???? What handicap you talking about ??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Senator , i have never seen faker poster than this so called "kollerkrot". She doesn't even know what it is to be a Continental European, or Continental German in this instance.
    This posters' pschye bears all the patterns and stamps of at least a two generations born and raised on US soil among RED NECKS, in a backwoods trailer park home.
    That there is a HUGE difference between the culture, mentality and views of EUROPEANS as opposed to RED-NECK AMERICANS OF EUROPEAN ORIGIN, i guess to know it one would have to live at least a month out of US.
    This woman has never seen anything outside her trailer park; probably some imposter living somewhere in backwoods; from overall intent and all past posts certainly a RED NECK!!!
    Now, where did you see a FIRST GENERATION EUROPEAN with a RED NECK mentality???!!!

    What a HOAX, and this bunch of dooofuses are congratulationg her now.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    E, what's the problem? You think I am an impostor? Imposing on what? What is it that sounds not real about what I am saying?

    You gonna have to come clean now. I am waiting!

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  • ProudUSC
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davdah:
    The bad thing is, it rolls out so easily.

    Them libruls is changen darn near everythang ipers. Ya cant says god anywheres cause someone says they's offfended or somethin.

    Well doggie!, its a gettin late in the day. I gots to go on down to the fishin pond and russel up some catfish. The wife wants fishes for cookin. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yup, if it rolls out too easy, you might just be a redneck - lol!!!

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  • Kollerkrot
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    In Germany we have the equivalent to "red necks" too. The East Frisian Island people there are considered behind the mainstream and are always made fun of. For example by coining jokes like:

    1. Why do East Frisians have a flat rear head? Because the toilet lid is consistently falling on their heads when drinking water.

    2. Why do East Frisians bury their dead with their a.sses up and out the ground? Because this way they can use them for bicycle stands.

    But they also do smart stuff: 3. What do East Frisians do at low tide? The sell real estate to the Austrians.

    It's funny how some sections of peoples are considered lower than others.

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  • ProudUSC
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    Too funny!

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  • Brit4064
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    You might be a redneck if...

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  • ProudUSC
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davdah:
    Pass me the chewen tabaccah there Koller. Hows yall's trailer doin?

    Mine'z a bit messed up from that there last twister. Got some bailen wire? Got's to fix the propane tank so the misses can cook me up some vittles.

    Ya'll have a good one and go to church. Otherwise you'z end up one of them thar godless heathen liberals. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I love redneck humor. I think it makes me laugh more than anything. This was good, Davdah!

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  • Kollerkrot
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davdah:
    Pass me the chewen tabaccah there Koller. Hows yall's trailer doin?

    Mine'z a bit messed up from that there last twister. Got some bailen wire? Got's to fix the propane tank so the misses can cook me up some vittles.

    Ya'll have a good one and go to church. Otherwise you'z end up one of them thar godless heathen liberals. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I actually just recently had a first encounter with mountain people cause I had to go to Tennessee. Their fun to be around, but half the time I didn't understand what they said.

    I did learn to say: "Hey'yall" before I left the mountains!

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  • Kollerkrot
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OldE:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Senator Ehigie Edobor Uzamere:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
    SOM you Doodle!

    Yes she is European (Belgian) - I liked that. When shopping around, I got the feeling that European lawyers are more diligent than American lawyers, plus (if you remember) my handicap originated in Europe so I felt more comfortable with her.

    Well, I talked to several in the run-up. I presented as many details as possible about the case, but since it happened in Europe, they didn't know - didn't even know what kind of charge it was I had received back then. I think no lawyer can get an adequate picture on details of a case within only one hour allotted to evaluate a case.

    My immigration issue from start to finish adding up all the INS/USCIS fees plus lawyer cost from 1996 to now most likely amounted to around $25,000. One day, I'll have to actually sit down and add it all up. It could come in handy when I sue my ex-husband. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I am SEEU, not SOM you doodlehead; The statute of limitations have ran for whatever acts your husband alllegedly committed. What happened in Europe that would effect your immigration status here ???? What handicap you talking about ??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Senator , i have never seen faker poster than this so called "kollerkrot". She doesn't even know what it is to be a Continental European, or Continental German in this instance.
    This posters' pschye bears all the patterns and stamps of at least a two generations born and raised on US soil among RED NECKS, in a backwoods trailer park home.
    That there is a HUGE difference between the culture, mentality and views of EUROPEANS as opposed to RED-NECK AMERICANS OF EUROPEAN ORIGIN, i guess to know it one would have to live at least a month out of US.
    This woman has never seen anything outside her trailer park; probably some imposter living somewhere in backwoods; from overall intent and all past posts certainly a RED NECK!!!
    Now, where did you see a FIRST GENERATION EUROPEAN with a RED NECK mentality???!!!

    What a HOAX, and this bunch of dooofuses are congratulationg her now.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now, where did you see a FIRST GENERATION EUROPEAN with a RED NECK mentality???!!!

    Hell yea, right here of course!!!

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  • Brit4064
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">What a HOAX, and this bunch of dooofuses are congratulationg her now.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Use the search function OldE and all will be revealed.

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  • Brit4064
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">That's funny. I love Bill Maher, he is so up my alley. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Bill is good

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  • OldE
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Senator Ehigie Edobor Uzamere:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
    SOM you Doodle!

    Yes she is European (Belgian) - I liked that. When shopping around, I got the feeling that European lawyers are more diligent than American lawyers, plus (if you remember) my handicap originated in Europe so I felt more comfortable with her.

    Well, I talked to several in the run-up. I presented as many details as possible about the case, but since it happened in Europe, they didn't know - didn't even know what kind of charge it was I had received back then. I think no lawyer can get an adequate picture on details of a case within only one hour allotted to evaluate a case.

    My immigration issue from start to finish adding up all the INS/USCIS fees plus lawyer cost from 1996 to now most likely amounted to around $25,000. One day, I'll have to actually sit down and add it all up. It could come in handy when I sue my ex-husband. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I am SEEU, not SOM you doodlehead; The statute of limitations have ran for whatever acts your husband alllegedly committed. What happened in Europe that would effect your immigration status here ???? What handicap you talking about ??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Senator , i have never seen faker poster than this so called "kollerkrot". She doesn't even know what it is to be a Continental European, or Continental German in this instance.
    This posters' pschye bears all the patterns and stamps of at least a two generations born and raised on US soil among RED NECKS, in a backwoods trailer park home.
    That there is a HUGE difference between the culture, mentality and views of EUROPEANS as opposed to RED-NECK AMERICANS OF EUROPEAN ORIGIN, i guess to know it one would have to live at least a month out of US.
    This woman has never seen anything outside her trailer park; probably some imposter living somewhere in backwoods; from overall intent and all past posts certainly a RED NECK!!!
    Now, where did you see a FIRST GENERATION EUROPEAN with a RED NECK mentality???!!!

    What a HOAX, and this bunch of dooofuses are congratulationg her now....

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  • Kollerkrot
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Brit4064:
    Koller, you should have employed this lawyer instead LOL

    Murray Kleinman, Attorney at Law </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's funny. I love Bill Maher, he is so up my alley.

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  • Brit4064
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    Koller, you should have employed this lawyer instead LOL

    Murray Kleinman, Attorney at Law

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