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    OK the 2008 election has been decided. McCain-Palin narrowly defeats Obama-other guy in an election that came down to an old jew veteran in Miami Beach. After a couple of years, McCain goes nuts and makes one last bombing mission over Hanoi, once again gets shot down and captured by the same exact villagers from 20 years ago. Since then, they have become Scientologists. Instead of torturing him, they convert him to Scientology and renounces all his prior beliefs and embraces Tom Cruise as God. Sarah Palin takes his place as President. She spectacularly reinvigorates the American economy by discovering that Alaska has a secret portal to the middle east and Russia and s u c k s all their oil from underneath them. Oil drops to $1 a barrel and the US economy is saved. There is, of course, a s e x scandal. Sarah is accused of having an affair with Mariah Carey but denies ala Bill Clinton. Her popularity among men soars to 100 % approval on the news. Chelsea Clinton becomes the Democratic nominee because Hillary is not hot enough and challenges Sarah to a debate. The following are the debates in their entirety.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87U-...eature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMh8UfpAJcg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa9azmr1dbk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2gabmoEZv8

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    OK the 2008 election has been decided. McCain-Palin narrowly defeats Obama-other guy in an election that came down to an old jew veteran in Miami Beach. After a couple of years, McCain goes nuts and makes one last bombing mission over Hanoi, once again gets shot down and captured by the same exact villagers from 20 years ago. Since then, they have become Scientologists. Instead of torturing him, they convert him to Scientology and renounces all his prior beliefs and embraces Tom Cruise as God. Sarah Palin takes his place as President. She spectacularly reinvigorates the American economy by discovering that Alaska has a secret portal to the middle east and Russia and s u c k s all their oil from underneath them. Oil drops to $1 a barrel and the US economy is saved. There is, of course, a s e x scandal. Sarah is accused of having an affair with Mariah Carey but denies ala Bill Clinton. Her popularity among men soars to 100 % approval on the news. Chelsea Clinton becomes the Democratic nominee because Hillary is not hot enough and challenges Sarah to a debate. The following are the debates in their entirety.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87U-...eature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMh8UfpAJcg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa9azmr1dbk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2gabmoEZv8

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      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SonofMichael:
      OK the 2008 election has been decided. McCain-Palin narrowly defeats Obama-other guy in an election that came down to an old jew veteran in Miami Beach. After a couple of years, McCain goes nuts and makes one last bombing mission over Hanoi, once again gets shot down and captured by the same exact villagers from 20 years ago. Since then, they have become Scientologists. Instead of torturing him, they convert him to Scientology and renounces all his prior beliefs and embraces Tom Cruise as God. Sarah Palin takes his place as President. She spectacularly reinvigorates the American economy by discovering that Alaska has a secret portal to the middle east and Russia and s u c k s all their oil from underneath them. Oil drops to $1 a barrel and the US economy is saved. There is, of course, a s e x scandal. Sarah is accused of having an affair with Mariah Carey but denies ala Bill Clinton. Her popularity among men soars to 100 % approval on the news. Chelsea Clinton becomes the Democratic nominee because Hillary is not hot enough and challenges Sarah to a debate. The following are the debates in their entirety.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87U-...eature=related
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMh8UfpAJcg
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa9azmr1dbk
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2gabmoEZv8 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

      One thing is apparent in the last three videos, the weight of bikinis is too much. Can we have a bikini-less videos please?
      If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

      Democrats - Brave enough to KILL our unborn, just NOT our ENEMIES!

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