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  • Men strike back!

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.

    Nope, Hubby opens my corona first, so he can have his miller.
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    Why is a Laundromat

    a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

    I got a brand new washer from hubby, and I made sure the next day I got a new dryer!
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
    them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    Why do you think all shoe colors are only available on women's size?
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    How do you know when

    a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

    Don't worry DC, Women always are a smart shoppers!
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

    Buy her a Rolex!
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

    that only explains why men sometimes sleep on the couch!
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    I married a Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.

    You always have to call us honey, or dear, or baby! Once you make a mistake callin us another name , you're in deep doo doo
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    a woman's *** drive by 90%.
    It's called a Weddin g Cake.

    Wrong theory again, Marriage diminishes a woman "s" drive. Reason: There's always another day. The wedding cake is the bait!
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    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.

    as long the insurance is enough. The wife is fine with it!
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    Women will never be equal to men?
    until they can walk down the street with a bald head

    and a beer gut, and still think they are ****.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested!
    So get back to work DC! lol

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    • Mrs B, I myself watch the TV show alot!

      I love the messages.

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      • Originally posted by ALLFAIR:
        Do you know what is A B C D E F G???

        A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

        Now reverse the order,can anyone guess the full form of:

        G F E D C B A ???
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        Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again...
        Probably because the first boy wasn't treating her right?

        Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can.

        --John Wesley

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        • Originally posted by speed_025:
          Mrs B, I myself watch the TV show alot!

          I love the messages.
          Hey Speed!

          I'm just so glad to see the cutest f.a.i.r.y. around! LOL!

          You're back!

          Yes, I think ALL women love S.e.x. and the City - hubby hates it though. LOL! I posted the entire article since the earlier link didn't work.

          MIR - - Speed is back! LOL! Will there be a Men Strike Back 2?
          Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can.

          --John Wesley

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          • LOL! You're learning the secrets!
            Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can.

            --John Wesley

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            • Who writes the check for rehab?
              who's the auditor of the check?

              And, lets not forget the loads of laundry to put in that new washer. LOL..
              so you see how the wife support her hubby. Don't you forget who puts them back in the closet too .

              To all wives always remember your hubby is the "King" of the house. Let them feel that at least act like it!

              We women do know the "Ace" is higher than the King!

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              • Originally posted by speed_025:
                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Men strike back!

                How many men does it take to open a beer?
                None. It should be opened when she brings it.

                Nope, Hubby opens my corona first, so he can have his miller.
                ------------------------------------ -------------------------------
                Why is a Laundromat

                a really bad place to pick up a woman?
                Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

                I got a brand new washer from hubby, and I made sure the next day I got a new dryer!
                --------------------------------------------------------------------
                Why do women have smaller feet than men?
                It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
                them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

                Why do you think all shoe colors are only available on women's size?
                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                How do you know when

                a woman is about to say something smart?
                When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

                Don't worry DC, Women always are a smart shoppers!
                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                How do you fix a woman's watch?
                You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

                Buy her a Rolex!
                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
                The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

                that only explains why men sometimes sleep on the couch!
                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                I married a Miss Right.
                I just didn't know her first name was Always.

                You always have to call us honey, or dear, or baby! Once you make a mistake callin us another name , you're in deep doo doo
                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
                a woman's *** drive by 90%.
                It's called a Weddin g Cake.

                Wrong theory again, Marriage diminishes a woman "s" drive. Reason: There's always another day. The wedding cake is the bait!
                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                Why do men die before their wives?
                They want to.

                as long the insurance is enough. The wife is fine with it!
                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                Women will never be equal to men?
                until they can walk down the street with a bald head

                and a beer gut, and still think they are ****.
                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
                Then God created Man and rested.
                Then God created Woman.
                Since then, neither God nor Man has rested!
                So get back to work DC! lol </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                Just Be be Glad I Am Actually Always Working, Even When I Post Here. Wink. Otherwise 100% From Me Would Overwhelm All With The Full Power Of The Fruitcake!! Big Grin
                USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

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                • Originally posted by MakeItRight!:
                  Just Be be Glad I Am Actually Always Working, Even When I Post Here. Wink. Otherwise 100% From Me Would Overwhelm All With The Full Power Of The Fruitcake!! Big Grin
                  OMG. OMG. OMG.

                  MIR, thank you! I'm going to be giggling over this all day long!!

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                  The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it - Plutarch

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                  • Thanks guys!

                    Actually Being As it Is Friday Night And My Back Is killing me! I Have Just Been Informed The Jaccuzzi Has Reached Full Friday Power!

                    Please Excuse Me While I Cater To My Own Selfish Needs This Eve! . Later friend's, I Hear The Sound Of Spirits And Paradise Calling.
                    USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

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                    • Booze and a hot tub. A dangerous yet tempting combination.
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                      "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. " - Thomas Jefferson

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                      • Marriage has its' purpose.It's bigger than romance or else. It's about building a unit and raising the next generation.
                        First try to comprehend it. Then, if you meet right person, marry.
                        Follow these two simple rules and you will avoid 99% of problems most married couples encounter.
                        Have all the good s.ex you can, in all the ways you can, for as long as ever you can !

                        -- Sabuntium The Great

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