Newbie needs lessons from women on forum

[Michael (Power of Ilw)]

I am new to the s.e.x game. Can some of the women on ILW explain me the process of s.e.x and how to have s.e.x? What is needed i.e. equipments, body organs, etc.

A step-by-step instructions would be great. Some what like "S.e.x for dummies".

[SonofMichael]

How would they know?!!

[Kollerkrot]

Just follow your instincts. Believe me, it works like a charm if you let your emotions guide you.

[Michael (Power of Ilw)]

Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
Just follow your instincts. Believe me, it works like a charm if you let your emotions guide you.

This ain't no step-by-step instructions. I need women to answer it.

[Michael (Power of Ilw)]

Originally posted by davdah:
Insert tab A into slot B.

What is tab A and what is slot B?

[Kollerkrot]

Originally posted by Michael (Power of Ilw):
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
Just follow your instincts. Believe me, it works like a charm if you let your emotions guide you.

This ain't no step-by-step instructions. I need women to answer it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am a woman!

[MakeItRight!]

DR. RUTH!!!!! Your Assistance Is Required!!! LOL.

Just Comes Natural To Some!!! LOL. THANK GOD!!!! LMAO!

Prayer! Dear Lord, Thank You For What I Have Received! . I Used To Wish For T & A. Now I Wish For $$$$.

[Kollerkrot]

I feel s.h.i.t.t.y! I just had to kill a little bird. He had fallen out of his nest and broke a leg. I first took him in to see and examine what might be done about it, but when I did I noticed that it wasn't the leg at all, it was further up in his hips probably. I had no access to it and couldn't apply support. So I decided to put him out of his missery. I once saved one by shinning the fracture with a wooden match until it was healed and the bird was able to fly again.

I hope I did the right thing.

[MakeItRight!]

Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
I feel s.h.i.t.t.y! I just had to kill a little bird. He had fallen out of his nest and broke a leg. I first took him in to see and examine what might be done about it, but when I did I noticed that it wasn't the leg at all, it was further up in his hips probably. I had no access to it and couldn't apply support. So I decided to put him out of his missery. I once saved one by shinning the fracture with a wooden match until it was healed and the bird was able to fly again.

I hope I did the right thing.

Did You Wait long Enough???? Are You a Specialists On Wildlife Injuries???
Not To Make You Feel Worse!!! Many Creatures Of The Wild Much More Resilient Than We!!!! . I Too saved One. . Lived For 14 Years. Was My Best Buddy!!! Smart, Devotion, Loyalty!!! Wild Animal!!! Rarely Domesticated! Yet Had Quality's Unknown and Unpredicted For Something That Was Believed To Be A Very stupid Animal! Smartest, Most Loyal, Human Pet I Ever Had!
Little Feather!!! I used To Hunt, Every Year! Bear, Turkey, Duck, Deer, Dove, Rabbit, Quayle, Squirell! When I Realized The Loyalty And Intelligence Within The Wild Animals. Unknown To Many! I haven't Hunted In Over 15 Years! Not As Stupid and Insignificant As I Once Thought!!!

[Kollerkrot]

Originally posted by MakeItRight!:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
I feel s.h.i.t.t.y! I just had to kill a little bird. He had fallen out of his nest and broke a leg. I first took him in to see and examine what might be done about it, but when I did I noticed that it wasn't the leg at all, it was further up in his hips probably. I had no access to it and couldn't apply support. So I decided to put him out of his missery. I once saved one by shinning the fracture with a wooden match until it was healed and the bird was able to fly again.

I hope I did the right thing.

Did You Wait long Enough???? Are You a Specialists On Wildlife Injuries???
Not To Make You Feel Worse!!! Many Creatures Of The Wild Much More Resilient Than We!!!! . I Too saved One. . Lived For 14 Years. Was My Best Buddy!!! Smart, Devotion, Loyalty!!! Wild Animal!!! Rarely Domesticated! Yet Had Quality's Unknown and Unpredicted For Something That Was Believed To Be A Very stupid Animal! Smartest, Most Loyal, Human Pet I Ever Had!
Little Feather!!! I used To Hunt, Every Year! Bear, Turkey, Duck, Deer, Dove, Rabbit, Quayle, Squirell! When I Realized The Loyalty And Intelligence Within The Wild Animals. Unknown To Many! I haven't Hunted In Over 15 Years! Not As Stupid and Insignificant As I Once Thought!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am no wildlife expert. However, I think I did make the right assessment because the fracture was (as I already said) so far up, that I had no access to it. The leg was completely turned around and was sticking out pointing backwards the other way rather than down and forwards. It seemed to be completely severed, but still attached by muscle or ligaments. I didn't make that decision lighly, but the bird was very young and I just didn't see any other recourse.

Maby I can make it up for another one that I find and nurse back to health.

[SonofMichael]

Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
I feel s.h.i.t.t.y! I just had to kill a little bird. He had fallen out of his nest and broke a leg. I first took him in to see and examine what might be done about it, but when I did I noticed that it wasn't the leg at all, it was further up in his hips probably. I had no access to it and couldn't apply support. So I decided to put him out of his missery. I hope I did the right thing.

I had to do the same thing to my ex "wife". I feel bad for the bird though.

[Michael (Power of Ilw)]

Originally posted by davdah:
Watch this

That is a woman narrating it. I want women here to type step-by-step. I am newbie.

[MakeItRight!]

Originally posted by SonofMichael:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
I feel s.h.i.t.t.y! I just had to kill a little bird. He had fallen out of his nest and broke a leg. I first took him in to see and examine what might be done about it, but when I did I noticed that it wasn't the leg at all, it was further up in his hips probably. I had no access to it and couldn't apply support. So I decided to put him out of his missery. I hope I did the right thing.

I had to do the same thing to my ex "wife". I feel bad for the bird though. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL!!!

[MakeItRight!]

Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MakeItRight!:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kollerkrot:
I feel s.h.i.t.t.y! I just had to kill a little bird. He had fallen out of his nest and broke a leg. I first took him in to see and examine what might be done about it, but when I did I noticed that it wasn't the leg at all, it was further up in his hips probably. I had no access to it and couldn't apply support. So I decided to put him out of his missery. I once saved one by shinning the fracture with a wooden match until it was healed and the bird was able to fly again.

I hope I did the right thing.

Did You Wait long Enough???? Are You a Specialists On Wildlife Injuries???
Not To Make You Feel Worse!!! Many Creatures Of The Wild Much More Resilient Than We!!!! . I Too saved One. . Lived For 14 Years. Was My Best Buddy!!! Smart, Devotion, Loyalty!!! Wild Animal!!! Rarely Domesticated! Yet Had Quality's Unknown and Unpredicted For Something That Was Believed To Be A Very stupid Animal! Smartest, Most Loyal, Human Pet I Ever Had!
Little Feather!!! I used To Hunt, Every Year! Bear, Turkey, Duck, Deer, Dove, Rabbit, Quayle, Squirell! When I Realized The Loyalty And Intelligence Within The Wild Animals. Unknown To Many! I haven't Hunted In Over 15 Years! Not As Stupid and Insignificant As I Once Thought!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am no wildlife expert. However, I think I did make the right assessment because the fracture was (as I already said) so far up, that I had no access to it. The leg was completely turned around and was sticking out pointing backwards the other way rather than down and forwards. It seemed to be completely severed, but still attached by muscle or ligaments. I didn't make that decision lighly, but the bird was very young and I just didn't see any other recourse.

Maby I can make it up for another one that I find and nurse back to health. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You Did The Right Thing!!! . Don't Worry About It! You Are Good!!! . But I Will Still Attack If I See The Need!

[Kollerkrot]

Originally posted by Michael (Power of Ilw):
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davdah:
Watch this

That is a woman narrating it. I want women here to type step-by-step. I am newbie. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I can tell you that: Half of all women experience math anxiety because they are always told that "it" is eight inches long. S e x is a powerful issue beset by mythology, stigma and repressive attitues. It's strange, isn't it, that s e x plays such a large and wonderful part in our lives, yet we have so much trouble talking about it. It's like nice people don't talk about s e x unless they are degreed in psychology. We couch our comments on s e x u a l i t y so guardedly that the meaning is often misconstrued. However, for a s e x u a l l y tongue tied society, we sell every product imaginable by insinuating that buying them will improve our s e x lives. S e x is implicit, if not blatant, in every novel printed and every movie made, fashion is based on it, hell, you can't even buy a tube of toothpaste without being promised that Brand X will get you laid more often. We arm ourselves with sparkling teeth, disarm our underarms, and make our crotches as inviting as an April shower, but we're still left clueless about handling our love affairs. Some regard s e x as a necessary evil for procreation, others use it as a weapon or device for getting ahead. We teach our children next to nothing about it and what we do teach them is almost entirely designed to scare the c r a p out of them.

Is it any wonder that you have so little understanding of sexual technique? But rather than expound upon why our society is so puritanical, I am going to assume that you are asking this because you have cast off the shackles of sexual repression and are ready to snap on the shackles of sexual expression. However, if I tell you step by step what to do in the act, I would have to tell you about my romantic encounters and I am not willing to do that! Go ask your mom or dad.