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  • Fresh Taco
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    Save the USA! Deport Michael! Rug is not holy!

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  • Depo Man
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    I was defrauded by fraudulent grint like you. You should read my story; Depo Man = booob !

    My Story :

    For years and years they told me,
    Be careful you watch out.
    Don't ever get squeezed or bruised,
    And go for monthly tests.

    So I heeded all their warnings,
    And protected them by law.
    Guarded myself very carefully,
    And I always wore my b-r-a.

    After 30 years of astute care,
    My gyno, Dr. B-u-t-t was grint,
    Said I should get a Mammogram,
    "O.K.," I said, "let's do it."

    "Stand up here real close" she said,
    (She got me in the line),
    "And tell me when it hurts," she said,
    "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

    She stepped upon a pedal.
    I could not believe my eyes!
    A plastic plate came slamming down,
    My hooter's in a vise!

    My skin was stretched and mangled,
    From underneath my chin.
    My poor booob was being squashed,
    To Swedish Pancake thin.

    Excruciating pain I felt,
    Within it's vise-like grip.
    A prisoner in this vicious thing,
    My poor defenseless t-i-t!

    "Take a deep breath" she said to me,
    Who does she think she's kidding?!?
    I (booob) am mashed in her machine
    And woozy I am getting.

    "There, that's good," I heard her say,
    (The room was slowly swaying.)
    "Now, let's have a go at the other one."
    Have mercy, I was praying.

    It squeezed me from both up and down,
    It squeezed me from both sides.
    I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
    To HER tender little hide.

    Next time that they make me do this,
    I will request a blindfold,
    I have no wish to see again,
    My k-n-o-c-k-e-r-s getting steamrolled.

    If I had no problem when I came in,
    I surely have one now.
    If there had been a cyst in there,
    It would have gone "ker-pow"!

    This machine was created by fradulent grint,
    Of this, I have no doubt.
    I'd like to stick grint's b-a-l-l-s in there,
    And see how THEY come out.

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  • Depo Man
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    hmmm! You are my ex-wife; that is interesting! Do you have a black spot on your booob ? I can give you grammar lessons if you are hot!! Depo Man = booob.

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  • marcia
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    Hey depo man, its people like you that encite hatred around the world. You know why im leaving? I was married to someone like you...hmmmm... maybe it was you.... You really think you're better than everyone else??? I should let you know that if you and I go on an intellectual debate of any topic, you will lose hands down....but then again why should I stoop down to your level? huh? I mean, why waste time? You aren't worth any of anyone's time... I said it before and I will say it again. "GET A LIFE!"

    p.s. before you start being a total ***, check your grammar here and there, you could use a little help

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  • Depo Man
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    Hmmm! I gave you a good idea. Try it, it will work out for you !

    Go to FBI headquarter and scream " ALLAH AKABAR"; you will get a free one-way ticket. Call 1-800-DEPOMAN for a free ride on depo bus to airport.

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  • marcia
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    I am leaving any day now, is there any preference to an airport that I should take? I was thinking San Jose International Airport, since they are less probably on security and stuff. But I have only available flight from San Francisco. ( still scared)

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  • JohnDoe
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    No one at US govt checks your status when you are LEAVING the US;you only get checked by your airline to be sure you have a visa to the country your flight is going to or ending at.

    Are you 100% sure that you will not want to return to the US in the next 10 years? I think the 10 year bar will apply to you.

    But if you MUST leave, feel free to do so, no one will hold you up anywhere.

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  • marcia
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    Thanks GG, do you happen to know how he got home? I mean did he just purchase the ticket and left, and immigration just let him pass thru. The thing is, I am terrrified of being detained or anything like that. I would very much like to go home if they just let me pass thru, even if voiding my visa for future use but if I am going to be detained and stuff, I don't know if I could bear it...

    Any advice is helpful on this matter.

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  • gg
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    When my friend had voluntary departure he had to go to the embassy in his town and sign in...to show proof he followed through...
    Also, keep your airline tickets in case they need more proof...Since you did enter originally legally on a visa..i dont think the ten year bar will apply.

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  • marcia
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    Thank you Everyone!!! Depo Man---Why don't you go and do something worthy of your time, instead of putting down everyone. You obviously have nothing better to do than to sit and wonder how you can annoy everyone else in the world. Get a life!

    But for all the rest who have offered insight, thank you. It means a lot to me.

    I don't think about marriage right now, as my urgency to go home has something to do with my family, I don't know if I will be able to come back at all.

    I came as a tourist. All I want to do is just go home, that's all..

    Thank you so much

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  • SA
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    Just purchase an airline ticket and go home. Do not show your passport at your home country's airport. Or, have you passport back date at the airport if possible. I heard some people do this. As far as your I-94 goes, I am not sure if the immigration really keeps track of the date it was given and if it really goes to the database with your name.

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  • mauddudess
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    also, what kind of visa were you under, cause if it is a student visa, then unless the immigration officer or the immigration judge finds you in violation, the bar will not apply.

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  • mauddudess
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    you can leave, you should not have any problems. However, you know that you will have issues with getting a visa later on and reenter the United States.
    Is there any way you can get married to a US Citizen?

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  • Depo Man
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    Go to FBI headquarter and scream " ALLAH AKABAR"; you will get a free one-way ticket. Call 1-800-DEPOMAN for a free ride on depo bus to airport.

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  • marcia
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    I have decided to go home after overstaying my tourist visa for 3 years. there has been no removal proceedings against me, nor there have been any deportation issued.

    What do I do so that I can just go home, Do I just purchase a ticket and depart?

    If I do just go home and they realized I have overstayed my visa, what does immigration do to me?

    I understand that my going home will void my visa and i will have that ten year bar, but other than that, can i go home without any hocus. Will they just let me pass through, or am i going to go through a lawyer, judge and fingerprinting and all that?

    Please advise as I am looking to leave in a week.

    Thanks

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