Does he walk? Does he talk? Does he stand up straight?
My little jihad angel, so full of Sunni hate
He was thrown in prison, the one called Abu Ghraib
He tried to rape a teenage boy
And that's the night he paid!
Six months go by, I'm looking through a news magazine
And there's my jihad angel on the pages in between!
My blood runs cold
The propaganda's being sold
Akmed is the centerfold
(Akmed is the centerfold)
My blood runs cold
To CNN, this story's gold!
(Akmed is the centerfold)
Slipped some panties on his head
I guess they should have just shot him dead
He was shy, he turned away, when Lynndie passed close by
They filled up his mouth with shoes
He just wanted to kill some Jews
They put him in a g-a-y pig pile
Now all he does is cry
A soft, blurry photo
of nude men on the floor
And Campbell Brown keeps showing it
Like she's an Al-Jiz w-h-o-r-e!
My blood runs cold
The propaganda's being sold
Akmed is the centerfold
(Akmed is the centerfold)
My blood runs cold
This story sure is gettin' old
(Akmed is the centerfold)
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
I said it's OK, I understand
It's all part of a left-wing plan
They hope that when this issue's done
That John F. Kerry will have won
"We'll take these photos, yes we will
We'll show them all the time
We'll make the U.S. lose this war
We don't give a f-u-c-k-ing dime!"
A part of me has just been ripped
Saddamized with a glow-stick
Oh no, I can't deny it
But CBS, I ain't gonna buy it!
My blood runs cold
The propoganda's being sold
Akmed is the centerfold
(Akmed is the centerfold)
My blood runs cold (wooo)
The story is really gettin' old
Ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha
(Akmed is the centerfold)
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahaha ha ha.......
Alright, 1, 2, 3, 4
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
(Lather, rinse and repeat. Then whistle - but don't offend the Muslims. They are very sensitive and may think you're whistling at them).
My little jihad angel, so full of Sunni hate
He was thrown in prison, the one called Abu Ghraib
He tried to rape a teenage boy
And that's the night he paid!
Six months go by, I'm looking through a news magazine
And there's my jihad angel on the pages in between!
My blood runs cold
The propaganda's being sold
Akmed is the centerfold
(Akmed is the centerfold)
My blood runs cold
To CNN, this story's gold!
(Akmed is the centerfold)
Slipped some panties on his head
I guess they should have just shot him dead
He was shy, he turned away, when Lynndie passed close by
They filled up his mouth with shoes
He just wanted to kill some Jews
They put him in a g-a-y pig pile
Now all he does is cry
A soft, blurry photo
of nude men on the floor
And Campbell Brown keeps showing it
Like she's an Al-Jiz w-h-o-r-e!
My blood runs cold
The propaganda's being sold
Akmed is the centerfold
(Akmed is the centerfold)
My blood runs cold
This story sure is gettin' old
(Akmed is the centerfold)
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
I said it's OK, I understand
It's all part of a left-wing plan
They hope that when this issue's done
That John F. Kerry will have won
"We'll take these photos, yes we will
We'll show them all the time
We'll make the U.S. lose this war
We don't give a f-u-c-k-ing dime!"
A part of me has just been ripped
Saddamized with a glow-stick
Oh no, I can't deny it
But CBS, I ain't gonna buy it!
My blood runs cold
The propoganda's being sold
Akmed is the centerfold
(Akmed is the centerfold)
My blood runs cold (wooo)
The story is really gettin' old
Ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha
(Akmed is the centerfold)
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahaha ha ha.......
Alright, 1, 2, 3, 4
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
Ha ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha hahahahahaha
(Lather, rinse and repeat. Then whistle - but don't offend the Muslims. They are very sensitive and may think you're whistling at them).
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