Very huge hordes of Illegal Aliens invaded the South Border at 1.00 am last night.
Most of the invaders were, of course, Mexicans. But there were OTM's too.
The first casualty of invasion was Acelaw: he died of heart attack as soon as he heard the news on TV.
Michael was hospitalized(also with heart attack) to local "United Antiimmigrants Hospital", where he is guaranteed not to have Philippino nurse or Mexican roommate.
According to our local reporter, between 10 to 20 million Mexicans were crossing the border of California simultaneously, and there simply weren't enough guards to stop 1/500th of them.
Mexicans were chanting: "Let's be Illegal!", "We want foodstamps!","We don't want to pay taxes!", "Let us do drugs and crime!", "We want free money!", "Long Live Violence!","We love to be Illegal and violate the law!" and etc. (translated from Spanish).
It is expected that between 40-50 million Mexicans will cross the border in coming days.
Exodus of such a magnitude has not been seen since the times of Attila the Hun's invasion of Occident.
Emergency stuff is working non-stop to provide new arrivers with rivers of milk and mountains of food.
Reportedly, 6000 cisterns of milk, 2 mln. bottles of "Corona" beer, 5 mln. pounds of meat, 15 mln. loafs of bread and $200 bln. truck-loaded cash money are on the way as Emergency Relief for new arrivals.
Congress has presided through the night (as Mexicans were crossing the border) to authorize additional relief in the amount of $600 bln. cash.
Treasury Department representative , who was present during the Emergency Hearing of Senate Appropriations Committee, testified that it will take between 1-2 months to print enough bills to distribute among Illegal Mexicans.
Police has received special orders not to prosecute anyone who looks Mexican: thus if someone looking Mexican sells drugs or shoots somebody on the corner of the street, it is a crime for Police to arrest him or subject him to any sort of questioning.
It is also ordered that all local elementary, middle and high schools take immediate steps to displace all USC children from the schools so that Mexicans could be accommodated.
Hospitals, including the one where Michael is currently being treated , received special orders not to deny any services to Mexican Illegal Immigrants, including dental replacements, kidney and heart transplantation surgeries and etc beginning tomorrow.
It is anticipated that all the costs will be covered by American taxpayers, and Mexicans will eternally be exempt from paying any sort of taxes,even IF they choose to work: to ensure their taxexemption status it is agreed that Mexicans will never, under no circumstances, receive LPR or USC status.
US Census Bureau has made preliminary estimates and predictions: it states that in about 60 months we will have 50% Mexican Illegal Immigrant population that will happily live here without doing any kind of work, and that USC and Legal Residents will be working double shifts from now on.
1/2 of the income of all average Americans will be taxed and evenly distributed among Mexican Illegal Immigrants, so that Illegal Mexicans can share the same kind of life style as the rest of population, without doing anything at all.
Our commentator ends his report by saying that very soon English language will be totally useless, and therefore all non-spanish speaking Americans are encouraged to take intensive classes of "Spanish as a FIRST language", and they are encouraged to do so as soon as they can.
This report was copy-pasted from " STOP the Mexican Immigration Institute"s website.
It is dedicated, postumously, to Acelaw.
Please send inquiries to:
Acelaw Foundation of Kilmexicans
1234 Kilmexican Street,
KM, 01234 tel. 1-899-KMEXICN
Most of the invaders were, of course, Mexicans. But there were OTM's too.
The first casualty of invasion was Acelaw: he died of heart attack as soon as he heard the news on TV.
Michael was hospitalized(also with heart attack) to local "United Antiimmigrants Hospital", where he is guaranteed not to have Philippino nurse or Mexican roommate.
According to our local reporter, between 10 to 20 million Mexicans were crossing the border of California simultaneously, and there simply weren't enough guards to stop 1/500th of them.
Mexicans were chanting: "Let's be Illegal!", "We want foodstamps!","We don't want to pay taxes!", "Let us do drugs and crime!", "We want free money!", "Long Live Violence!","We love to be Illegal and violate the law!" and etc. (translated from Spanish).
It is expected that between 40-50 million Mexicans will cross the border in coming days.
Exodus of such a magnitude has not been seen since the times of Attila the Hun's invasion of Occident.
Emergency stuff is working non-stop to provide new arrivers with rivers of milk and mountains of food.
Reportedly, 6000 cisterns of milk, 2 mln. bottles of "Corona" beer, 5 mln. pounds of meat, 15 mln. loafs of bread and $200 bln. truck-loaded cash money are on the way as Emergency Relief for new arrivals.
Congress has presided through the night (as Mexicans were crossing the border) to authorize additional relief in the amount of $600 bln. cash.
Treasury Department representative , who was present during the Emergency Hearing of Senate Appropriations Committee, testified that it will take between 1-2 months to print enough bills to distribute among Illegal Mexicans.
Police has received special orders not to prosecute anyone who looks Mexican: thus if someone looking Mexican sells drugs or shoots somebody on the corner of the street, it is a crime for Police to arrest him or subject him to any sort of questioning.
It is also ordered that all local elementary, middle and high schools take immediate steps to displace all USC children from the schools so that Mexicans could be accommodated.
Hospitals, including the one where Michael is currently being treated , received special orders not to deny any services to Mexican Illegal Immigrants, including dental replacements, kidney and heart transplantation surgeries and etc beginning tomorrow.
It is anticipated that all the costs will be covered by American taxpayers, and Mexicans will eternally be exempt from paying any sort of taxes,even IF they choose to work: to ensure their taxexemption status it is agreed that Mexicans will never, under no circumstances, receive LPR or USC status.
US Census Bureau has made preliminary estimates and predictions: it states that in about 60 months we will have 50% Mexican Illegal Immigrant population that will happily live here without doing any kind of work, and that USC and Legal Residents will be working double shifts from now on.
1/2 of the income of all average Americans will be taxed and evenly distributed among Mexican Illegal Immigrants, so that Illegal Mexicans can share the same kind of life style as the rest of population, without doing anything at all.
Our commentator ends his report by saying that very soon English language will be totally useless, and therefore all non-spanish speaking Americans are encouraged to take intensive classes of "Spanish as a FIRST language", and they are encouraged to do so as soon as they can.
This report was copy-pasted from " STOP the Mexican Immigration Institute"s website.
It is dedicated, postumously, to Acelaw.
Please send inquiries to:
Acelaw Foundation of Kilmexicans
1234 Kilmexican Street,
KM, 01234 tel. 1-899-KMEXICN
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