Dear Mr Sam,
I am the real fiancee of Michael The Great, aka Son Of Michael, and I am having his cyberbaby.
As my Michael has now abandoned me here on ILW, to run a Nigerian Email Scam, and a Russian mail order bride agency, he will not be paying me cyber child support once the baby has arrived.
Therefore I think it is only fair that you support me with cyber child support considering you didn't give us members the right kind of cyber protection that we needed. I think your tech guru needs to step up the protection here.
So if you could be so kind, to promise me that when I give cyber birth, you will make sure that I and the cyberbaby are looked after well.
If you like, I will make you Godfather, as I know Michael was close to your heart.
Yours Faithfully
The real fiancee of Michael The Great
I am the real fiancee of Michael The Great, aka Son Of Michael, and I am having his cyberbaby.
As my Michael has now abandoned me here on ILW, to run a Nigerian Email Scam, and a Russian mail order bride agency, he will not be paying me cyber child support once the baby has arrived.
Therefore I think it is only fair that you support me with cyber child support considering you didn't give us members the right kind of cyber protection that we needed. I think your tech guru needs to step up the protection here.
So if you could be so kind, to promise me that when I give cyber birth, you will make sure that I and the cyberbaby are looked after well.
If you like, I will make you Godfather, as I know Michael was close to your heart.
Yours Faithfully
The real fiancee of Michael The Great

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