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  • Dear Mr Sam,

    I am the real fiancee of Michael The Great, aka Son Of Michael, and I am having his cyberbaby.

    As my Michael has now abandoned me here on ILW, to run a Nigerian Email Scam, and a Russian mail order bride agency, he will not be paying me cyber child support once the baby has arrived.

    Therefore I think it is only fair that you support me with cyber child support considering you didn't give us members the right kind of cyber protection that we needed. I think your tech guru needs to step up the protection here.

    So if you could be so kind, to promise me that when I give cyber birth, you will make sure that I and the cyberbaby are looked after well.
    If you like, I will make you Godfather, as I know Michael was close to your heart.

    Yours Faithfully

    The real fiancee of Michael The Great


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    • Dear Sam:

      I realize I am new here, but it seems to me that Fiancee of Michael has lost control of her faculties. I respectfully request that you give us a cyber asylum in which we can place her so she isn't a danger to herself and others.

      Cheers,
      JermCool
      --------------------
      "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. " - Thomas Jefferson

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      • Poor FOM, I don't think she is that mad is she?

        I think that Cheryl should be first in line for the looney bin, and dcw aka MIR next.
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        God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too

        National Domestic Violence Hotline:
        1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.

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        • FOM got TPS?

          Baby be cybercitizen?

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          • Originally posted by 4now:
            FOM got TPS?

            Baby be cybercitizen?
            Response: I have 4Now, and yes you are right, thank you

            But who will pay cyber child support? I think it is only fair that ILW pay for it, as they are kind of responsible. Don't you?

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            • Originally posted by FianceeOfMicheal:
              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4now:
              FOM got TPS?

              Baby be cybercitizen?
              Response: I have 4Now, and yes you are right, thank you

              But who will pay cyber child support? I think it is only fair that ILW pay for it, as they are kind of responsible. Don't you? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


              yes , I must agree with that.. but just remember.... it is temporary and one day you and your baby will have to return to your country ,err planet EARTH.

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              • FOM


                remember to file CCS right away after the birth. Do not wait 28 years to do so or you may have problems collecting.

                Just a thought

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                • Good Morning Board !
                  http://www.anbsoft.com/images/usflag_med.jpg

                  "...I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibit

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                  • Originally posted by OldE:
                    Good Morning Board !
                    Buongiorno E!
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                    God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too

                    National Domestic Violence Hotline:
                    1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.

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                    • Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OldE:
                      Good Morning Board !
                      Buongiorno E! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      Buongiorno Sprint!

                      Isn't Amadeus Great !
                      http://www.anbsoft.com/images/usflag_med.jpg

                      "...I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibit

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                      • Originally posted by OldE:
                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OldE:
                        Good Morning Board !


                        Buongiorno E! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        Buongiorno Sprint!

                        Isn't Amadeus Great ! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        I have never seen the play myself but I do believe it is great


                        This is more of my Amadeus lol

                        Rock Me Amadeus
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                        God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too

                        National Domestic Violence Hotline:
                        1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.

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                        • It's a cool song, sprint, still remember it though didn't quite understand the lyrics when heard it as a child
                          http://www.anbsoft.com/images/usflag_med.jpg

                          "...I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibit

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                          • Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
                            Poor FOM, I don't think she is that mad is she?

                            I think that Cheryl should be first in line for the looney bin, and dcw aka MIR next.
                            Sometimes Insanity = GENIOUS!!!! Not Everything One Sees, Is What You Think You Know!
                            USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

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                            • Originally posted by MakeItRight!:
                              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
                              Poor FOM, I don't think she is that mad is she?

                              I think that Cheryl should be first in line for the looney bin, and dcw aka MIR next.
                              Sometimes Insanity = GENIOUS!!!! Not Everything One Sees, Is What You Think You Know! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                              Insanity is alway Insanity. It can never equate to genious. The law of equilibrium does not apply. There are things you cannot see but you can feel. Some times vision can be deceive you. It does not tell the true story. What you see is not what you get.

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                              • Insanity is alway Insanity. It can never equate to genious. The law of equilibrium does not apply. There are things you cannot see but you can feel. Some times vision can be deceive you. It does not tell the true story. What you see is not what you get.
                                I totally agree with this statement. Be good if certain people knew the same.
                                -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too

                                National Domestic Violence Hotline:
                                1.800.799.SAFE (7233) 1.800.787.

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