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  • Sunday Joke For Everyone; Cheer Up a Bit

    JuS ReaD DiZ N pAss it ooon............

    Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.



    Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.



    Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.



    Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.



    Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.



    Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood****ing creatures'.



    Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.



    EVER WONDER ...



    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?



    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?



    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?



    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    2004 VOTE OR DIE

    Also Watch Da Movie Fahrenheit 9/11 iit'll help u make up ur mind on who 2 vote 4.......

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    JuS ReaD DiZ N pAss it ooon............

    Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.



    Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.



    Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.



    Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.



    Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.



    Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood****ing creatures'.



    Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.



    EVER WONDER ...



    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?



    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?



    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?



    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    2004 VOTE OR DIE

    Also Watch Da Movie Fahrenheit 9/11 iit'll help u make up ur mind on who 2 vote 4.......

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    • #3
      get us a shorter joke please.

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      • #4
        This is an old joke. It has been posted before on this forum.

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        • #5
          get us a shorter joke please.

          I have some questions/answers:
          -Which 2 mosquitoes did Noah encounter and did now swat? There were not supposed to be any mosquitoes on the Noah's ark (all animals WALKED INTO THE ARK;

          -About the rush hour question, the word means people are rushing home. Its not the cars the word is referring to;

          -About the broker, that means the person is going to invest the money.

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          • #6
            Hello JohnDoe,

            You do not get it. You do not have to be serious all the time or ask meaning of names and words. It is just a joke.

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            • #7
              JD, it's not to be taken LITERALLY.

              Please pull that stick out of your a s s.
              Formerly Josephine Schmo

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              • #8
                Angelo: The funniest part of your joke was the last sentence. Watching a movie filled with propaganda and lies and expecting this same movie to help you in determining who to vote for is VERY FUNNY.

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                • #9
                  ,
                  Have a nice day

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