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    Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

    One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
    colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.

    Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

    Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio
    made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

    Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
    applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

    The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.

    Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

    The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

    Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins.

    With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

    The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.

    The King immediately summoned Nick.

    Ahh well...

    (Moral lesson: Pay your freakin' bills)!

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    • A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have s e x without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

      One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

      The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

      A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

      The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

      Moral of the story - Never be dependent on wife for your needs. There are plenty of avenues to fulfill them
      If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

      Democrats - Brave enough to KILL our unborn, just NOT our ENEMIES!

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      • Ha Ha.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvopmcc86kU

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        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r-n9TNZQ_g
        USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

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        • A Saudi was interviewed at the us embassy for visa. consul says: what is your name? Arab, Abdul Aziz. Consul askes, what is your S E X ? reply = Arab. six to 10 times a week. Consul Reply's, I Mean, male or Female? Answer = both male or female & sometimes Camels. consul = holy Cow!!! Arab/ Yes Cows & dogs Too. Consul = Isnt That hostile? Arab = Horse style, Dog Style, Any Style! Consul = OHHH Dear!!!! Arab = Nooo dear Deer they Run Too fast!

          For Those That Might Disprove???? Guess Where It Came from????
          USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

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          • Tetanus Shot

            This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

            And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"

            "No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new V.iagra pills."

            So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"

            She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."

            He said, "Why?"

            She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

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