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Thread: Immigration Advice Needed

  1. #1
    Guest
    I am a very powerful Senator from Nigeria. I have many many children from many many women. One of my children is Mr. President Barack Hussein Obama who was born in Nigeria many years ago. My brother married a crazed American 25 years ago and she had his child. My brother is total loser so crazed American woman thinks I am him and has tried to divorce me instead. She want $100 million child support from me.

    So my question is how best to get the great USA Green Card;

    1. As esteemed diplomat from Nigeria
    2. As son of President of the USA
    3. As husband of crazed wife who want divorce me
    4. As brother of idiot who married crazed wife
    5. As uncle of child of crazed wife
    6. As abused spouse
    7. As political refugee

    Thank you for your excellent advices !!!

  2. #2
    Guest
    I am a very powerful Senator from Nigeria. I have many many children from many many women. One of my children is Mr. President Barack Hussein Obama who was born in Nigeria many years ago. My brother married a crazed American 25 years ago and she had his child. My brother is total loser so crazed American woman thinks I am him and has tried to divorce me instead. She want $100 million child support from me.

    So my question is how best to get the great USA Green Card;

    1. As esteemed diplomat from Nigeria
    2. As son of President of the USA
    3. As husband of crazed wife who want divorce me
    4. As brother of idiot who married crazed wife
    5. As uncle of child of crazed wife
    6. As abused spouse
    7. As political refugee

    Thank you for your excellent advices !!!

  3. #3
    As the victim of domestic abuse you get a free green card and welfare.

  4. #4
    I wonder if you can get a GC from being checked into a mental home?
    "What you see in the photograph isn't what you saw at the time. The real skill of photography is organized visual lying."

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