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Thread: A bit of humor to send your way........

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    A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

    When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night,
    he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

    Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

    Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

    But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

    Just wanting to share a smile. That is one thing that we all do have in common and no one can take away or belittle.

    God Bless To Everyone!

  2. #2
    Guest
    A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

    When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night,
    he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

    Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

    Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

    But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

    Just wanting to share a smile. That is one thing that we all do have in common and no one can take away or belittle.

    God Bless To Everyone!

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