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Thread: TO SOMEONE12 AND ALL OF THOSE WHO "THINK" THEY ARE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS

  1. #1
    First off I usually don't respond to idiotic comments from those who try to harrass others on this board trying to get help but in this one case I could not refrain from responding. So to all of you who "think" you are law abiding citizens read on. And you know who you are! And before any comments are to be written let me be the first to say that yes I do believe in laws but some laws need to be changed. This includes some current immigration laws which are ridiculous. Keeping families apart is wrong. And the immigration system needs to be changed so its more realistic and not sadistic. Read on and see if YOU have broken the law.

    Alabama Law: Men may not spit in front of the opposite s e x.

    Alaska Law: Moose may not be viewed from an airplane

    Arizona Law: You may not have more than two d i l d o s in a house

    Arkansas Law: Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

    California Law: Women may not drive in a house coat

    Colorado Law: In the city of Alamosa Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have s e x is prohibited.

    Connecticut Law: It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades

    Delaware Law: In Fenwick Persons may not change clothes in their car

    Florida Law:
    You may not **** in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
    It is considered an offense to shower n a k e d.
    You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
    O r a l s e x is illegal.
    You may not kiss your wife's b r e a s t s

    Georgia Law: One man may not be on another man's back. All citizens must own a rake.

    Hawaii Law: All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat

    Idaho law: Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

    Illionois Law: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. The English language is not to be spoken.

    Indiana Law: A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. O r a l s e x is illegal.

    Iowa Law: A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

    Kansas Law: No one may catch fish with his bare hands

    Kentucky Law: In Owensboro A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission

    Louisana Law: One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise

    Maine Law: In South Berwick It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts

    Maryland Law: O r a l s e x can not be given or received anywhere

    Massachusetts Law: It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. A woman can not be on top in s e x u a l activities

    Michigan Law: No man may s e d u c e and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison

    Minnesota Law: It is illegal to sleep n a k e d. All bathtubs must have feet.

    Mississippi Law: A man may not s e d u c e a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.

    Missouri Law: It is illegal to have o r a l s e x. Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar.

    Montana Law: It is illegal for a man and a woman to have s e x in any other position other than missionary style. it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

    Nebraska Law: If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

    Nevada Law: In Eureka Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

    New Hampshire Law: On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

    New Jersey Law: All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.

    New Mexico Law: In Carrizozo It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.


    New York Law: A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

    North Carolina Law: It's against the law to sing off key. While having s e x, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

    North Dakota Law: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

    Ohio Law: No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

    Oklahoma Law: Tattoos are banned. No one may spit on a sidewalk. It is illegal to have s e x before you are married.

    Oregon Law: Dishes must drip dry. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

    Pennsylvania Law: You may not sing in the bathtub. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

    Rhode Island Law: Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left.

    South Carolina Law: By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place. No work may be done on Sunday. It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.

    South Dakota Law: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

    Tennessee Law: Giving and receiving o r a l s e x is still prohibited by law.

    Texas Law: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

    Utah Law: It is illegal not to drink milk. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

    Vermont Law: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. In Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.

    Virginia Law: Not only is it illegal to have s e x with the lights on, one may not have s e x in any position other than missionary. If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have s e x u a l relations. Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. It is illegal to tickle women.

    Washington Law: All lollipops are banned. It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich. No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold. All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

    West Virginia Law: Unmarried couple who live together and "l e w d l y associate" with one another may face up to a year in prison. Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars. It is legal for a male to have s e x with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. It is illegal to snooze on a train. For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.

    Wisconsin Law: It is illegal to kiss on a train. It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.

    Wyoming Law: It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

  2. #2
    First off I usually don't respond to idiotic comments from those who try to harrass others on this board trying to get help but in this one case I could not refrain from responding. So to all of you who "think" you are law abiding citizens read on. And you know who you are! And before any comments are to be written let me be the first to say that yes I do believe in laws but some laws need to be changed. This includes some current immigration laws which are ridiculous. Keeping families apart is wrong. And the immigration system needs to be changed so its more realistic and not sadistic. Read on and see if YOU have broken the law.

    Alabama Law: Men may not spit in front of the opposite s e x.

    Alaska Law: Moose may not be viewed from an airplane

    Arizona Law: You may not have more than two d i l d o s in a house

    Arkansas Law: Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

    California Law: Women may not drive in a house coat

    Colorado Law: In the city of Alamosa Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have s e x is prohibited.

    Connecticut Law: It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades

    Delaware Law: In Fenwick Persons may not change clothes in their car

    Florida Law:
    You may not **** in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
    It is considered an offense to shower n a k e d.
    You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
    O r a l s e x is illegal.
    You may not kiss your wife's b r e a s t s

    Georgia Law: One man may not be on another man's back. All citizens must own a rake.

    Hawaii Law: All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat

    Idaho law: Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

    Illionois Law: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. The English language is not to be spoken.

    Indiana Law: A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. O r a l s e x is illegal.

    Iowa Law: A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

    Kansas Law: No one may catch fish with his bare hands

    Kentucky Law: In Owensboro A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission

    Louisana Law: One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise

    Maine Law: In South Berwick It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts

    Maryland Law: O r a l s e x can not be given or received anywhere

    Massachusetts Law: It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. A woman can not be on top in s e x u a l activities

    Michigan Law: No man may s e d u c e and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison

    Minnesota Law: It is illegal to sleep n a k e d. All bathtubs must have feet.

    Mississippi Law: A man may not s e d u c e a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.

    Missouri Law: It is illegal to have o r a l s e x. Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar.

    Montana Law: It is illegal for a man and a woman to have s e x in any other position other than missionary style. it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

    Nebraska Law: If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

    Nevada Law: In Eureka Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

    New Hampshire Law: On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

    New Jersey Law: All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.

    New Mexico Law: In Carrizozo It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.


    New York Law: A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

    North Carolina Law: It's against the law to sing off key. While having s e x, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

    North Dakota Law: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

    Ohio Law: No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

    Oklahoma Law: Tattoos are banned. No one may spit on a sidewalk. It is illegal to have s e x before you are married.

    Oregon Law: Dishes must drip dry. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

    Pennsylvania Law: You may not sing in the bathtub. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

    Rhode Island Law: Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left.

    South Carolina Law: By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place. No work may be done on Sunday. It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.

    South Dakota Law: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

    Tennessee Law: Giving and receiving o r a l s e x is still prohibited by law.

    Texas Law: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

    Utah Law: It is illegal not to drink milk. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

    Vermont Law: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. In Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.

    Virginia Law: Not only is it illegal to have s e x with the lights on, one may not have s e x in any position other than missionary. If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have s e x u a l relations. Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. It is illegal to tickle women.

    Washington Law: All lollipops are banned. It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich. No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold. All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

    West Virginia Law: Unmarried couple who live together and "l e w d l y associate" with one another may face up to a year in prison. Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars. It is legal for a male to have s e x with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. It is illegal to snooze on a train. For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.

    Wisconsin Law: It is illegal to kiss on a train. It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.

    Wyoming Law: It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

  3. #3
    Thank you Sandy.
    You said exactly what all of us feel. No one is better than another - even though some think they are.

  4. #4
    Really. And who gets to determine what laws get changed? You?

    The American people, according to most polls, do not want higher immigration, and do not want illegal aliens here at all. The laws you cite were created by people, and have probably, in many opinions, lost their value. However, the laws against illegal immigration still have currency: illegal aliens do depress wages, do use social services they don't pay for, do contribute to an environment in which crime and terrorism can flourish, and are doing a disservice to those who come or are waiting to come legally. In other words, the idea of limiting immigration is not obsolete. Nor is the idea of punishing people who do break the duly enacted laws of the U.S.

  5. #5
    Someone12,
    I am so relieved that I am not and will never be one of your children. The poor things would probably be in the "corner" all the time...
    I wish I can be like you - never doing anything wrong; never telling lies; never make the wrong decision...
    Tell me about that kind of life. Sounds like a lot of fun.

  6. #6
    Then why keep on judging others if you aren't better than them. Only One Person can be the judge and I don't believe that is you or anyone else that has nothing good to say for all these people seeking help on this board.

  7. #7
    I do agree that anyone should be punished for their wrong-doings. But not forever. Once you paid you debt, you should be allowed to go on with your life.
    O.K. you lied when you entered the country and are now paying a bunch to do the right thing. Why be blamed for the rest of your life for one lie...

  8. #8
    Someone12 should become a US president and write his plan on illegal aliens so called "Mein Kampf".
    Concentration camps with gas chambers will be built by Someone12 and all illegal aliens who are out of status will be placed there.
    This will be a final solution how to get rid of illegal aliens in USA!

  9. #9
    Congress passed a lot. Doesn't mean it is right.
    I'm not trying to pick an argument with you. You said what you believe in every post you placed so far. But that doesn't mean everyone has to agree with you.

    I don't understand what the $$$ worth of computers mean???

  10. #10
    Do you guys know what other countries do to illegal aliens???

    You DON'T even wanna know.

    In the US, we are TOTAL pushover's and so soft it ain't funny. We might as well hand out "welcome to america" pamphlets when they jump the border.

    -= nav =-

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