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Thread: Joke: Thought some of you would enjoy this...

  1. #1
    "Gun Control?
    a. The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000
    b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
    c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health
    & Human Services)

    THINK ABOUT THIS:

    a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty- million!).
    b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
    c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

    Statistically, doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR.

    Alert your friends to this threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

    As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention."

    Sounds like the same advice some of you are giving regarding illegals aliens...

  2. #2
    "Gun Control?
    a. The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000
    b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
    c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health
    & Human Services)

    THINK ABOUT THIS:

    a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty- million!).
    b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
    c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

    Statistically, doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR.

    Alert your friends to this threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

    As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention."

    Sounds like the same advice some of you are giving regarding illegals aliens...

  3. #3
    But you hardly ever see doctors who kill several people in one single scalpel incident, do you?

    Again, what does this NRA propaganda have to do with immigration?

  4. #4
    Wow ...

    If that was just a joke then that was great .... Didn't know about that doc stuff ...but as u have given data with attached name of US Dept. of Health
    & Human Services ... will u please tell me where to find those data ...

  5. #5
    Why you guys have to be so serious. As the topic said: It is just a JOKE, I thought some of you would enjoy.
    And this is where I got the JOKE:
    WORD HUMOR "Gun control?" PG
    (does not reflect the views of the webmaster)
    http://www.wowfunny.com/jk.shtml?z3247.txt
    Word Humor

    Didn't mean to make any statements or upset anyone. If I knew a JOKE would upset you guys, I wouldn't have posted it.
    Sorry for stepping on some toes.

  6. #6
    I wouldn't worry about stepping on some toes, I thought it was funny, according to Pasha's little face he wasn't upset about it and he IS a doctor Afterall, you said in the subject line it was a joke.

  7. #7
    Hi still,

    I wouldn't be offended even if he didn't write as a joke... coz there are ignorant doctors in this world and in this country also .... Sure there are very few of them ... not many actually... but accidental death is not possible by doc in most cases...sure exceptions are there ... usually it takes a long course before dying in most of the cases .... Doctors are human too and they can make mistakes as well... they are not some super computer... but it wouldn't harm patients that much in most cases....

    Anyway ... that joke was good ..whoever wants to make little fun over doctors ... here is the link ... there are some cool medical jokes ....

    http://www.laughnet.net/archive/jokes/medical.htm

    have fun...Pasha

  8. #8
    Glad you found the joke funny. I just wanted to bring some laughs to this board. It seems everybody gets irritated quickly and don't have much to laugh about.

  9. #9
    hi Debman...

    I m sorry if I sounded like offended ... no I didn't feel bad at all...actually its good to make fun of ourselves .... Humor is must in life.... Thanks for that link...make sure you check the link I gave you.... Have a great day...Pasha

  10. #10
    You said "irritated", reminds me, I miss Irri

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