How much to bribe a immagration officr to lift the conditons of my green card ?

How much to build a statue of me near ground zero in new york ?

How much to pay hudson to divorce his china woman and marry a Empress like me

How much would this board pay for ransom if i said i was holding SOM in one of my prison's in China ? ok ...let me rephrase that

how much would this board pay for me to keep SOM in one of my prisons in china