Hello fellow 'Muricans

I will travel to the U.S.A the next month, i want some advices, i want to stay and live there, i want to find a good job, etc, i'm tired of living here in my country, what advices could you provide me to be Illegal Alien in the U.S?, quiero saber what should i do and donde empezar to find a good job, need to make lot of dinero, thanks for your time. Adios.