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Thread: Immigration Office

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    The lady at the Immigration and Naturalization office came into the office late one day to see a room full of people. She took a moment to overhear a conversation already in progress before her anonymity was compromised. Two Italians were engaged in an animated conversation. Her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say:
    First Emma, she coma. Then I coma. Then to asses they bump togetha'. Then I coma again. Then to asses they bump togetha' again. Then I coma again. Then pee twice. Then I coma one lasta' time. "You foul mouth swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
    He says to her, "Hey, coola downa lady. Imma justa teachin' my frena' howa' to spella' Mississippi."

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    The lady at the Immigration and Naturalization office came into the office late one day to see a room full of people. She took a moment to overhear a conversation already in progress before her anonymity was compromised. Two Italians were engaged in an animated conversation. Her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say:
    First Emma, she coma. Then I coma. Then to asses they bump togetha'. Then I coma again. Then to asses they bump togetha' again. Then I coma again. Then pee twice. Then I coma one lasta' time. "You foul mouth swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
    He says to her, "Hey, coola downa lady. Imma justa teachin' my frena' howa' to spella' Mississippi."

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