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Thread: Booobs Story

  1. #1
    Michael
    Guest
    Hey Booob; Everyone knows my story; you must be here for a reason; what's your story ? You are mysterious !

  2. #2
    Michael
    Guest
    Hey Booob; Everyone knows my story; you must be here for a reason; what's your story ? You are mysterious !

  3. #3
    Do you booobs hang low? Do they wobble to & froe? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you toss em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your booobs hang low?


    And I digress................

  4. #4

  5. #5
    My Story :

    For years and years they told me,
    Be careful you watch out.
    Don't ever get squeezed or bruised,
    And go for monthly tests.

    So I heeded all their warnings,
    And protected them by law.
    Guarded myself very carefully,
    And I always wore my b-r-a.

    After 30 years of astute care,
    My gyno, Dr. B-u-t-t was grint,
    Said I should get a Mammogram,
    "O.K.," I said, "let's do it."

    "Stand up here real close" she said,
    (She got me in the line),
    "And tell me when it hurts," she said,
    "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

    She stepped upon a pedal.
    I could not believe my eyes!
    A plastic plate came slamming down,
    My hooter's in a vise!

    My skin was stretched and mangled,
    From underneath my chin.
    My poor booob was being squashed,
    To Swedish Pancake thin.

    Excruciating pain I felt,
    Within it's vise-like grip.
    A prisoner in this vicious thing,
    My poor defenseless t-i-t!

    "Take a deep breath" she said to me,
    Who does she think she's kidding?!?
    I (booob) am mashed in her machine
    And woozy I am getting.

    "There, that's good," I heard her say,
    (The room was slowly swaying.)
    "Now, let's have a go at the other one."
    Have mercy, I was praying.

    It squeezed me from both up and down,
    It squeezed me from both sides.
    I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
    To HER tender little hide.

    Next time that they make me do this,
    I will request a blindfold,
    I have no wish to see again,
    My k-n-o-c-k-e-r-s getting steamrolled.

    If I had no problem when I came in,
    I surely have one now.
    If there had been a cyst in there,
    It would have gone "ker-pow"!

    This machine was created by fradulent grint,
    Of this, I have no doubt.
    I'd like to stick grint's b-a-l-l-s in there,
    And see how THEY come out.

  6. #6
    Michael
    Guest
    wow

  7. #7
    Thank you Michael !!!

    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT !!!!!!!!!!

  8. #8
    Every grint must read my story !!!

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