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Thread: PLANET OF APES

  1. #1
    I SUGGEST HOLLYWOOD TAKE TO HEART THE GRAVE CONSEQUENCES OF PASSING ****-WORKER AMNESTY PROGRAM, AND THEREFORE I SUGGEST THEY MAKE A SCI-FI-DOCUMENTARY-FULL-MOTION PICTURE NAMED "THE PLANET OF APES".


    "THE PLANET OF APES".

    FULL MOTION PICTURE. APPROX. 120 MINUTES.
    GENRE: HORROR MOVIE

    MAIN CHARACTERS:

    1. THE LAST HUMAN BEING ON PLANET EARTH - MR. HUMANOID

    2. THE REST OF THE CAST: 20 BILLION APES !!!

    STORY LINE:

    PART I

    YEAR 2006 , US CONGRESS PASSES THE COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM BILL, INCLUDING ****-WORKER AMNESTY PROGRAM !


    PART II

    YEAR 2206

    PLANET EARTH IS ONE HUGE APLELAND, RUN BY 20 BILLION-LARGE HORDE OF APES!
    EVERYTHING IRREVERASBLY RUINED, NO MORE HUMAN CIVILIZATION !
    ONLY ONE HUMAN BEING REMAINS, MR. HUMANOID, AND THROUGHOUT 120 MINUTES WE WATCH HOW HE IS BEING HARASSED, HECKLED AND RAPED BY 20 BILLIONS OF APES!

    PART III

    MR. HUMANOID DIES.
    APES ARE OVERJOYED !

    IN THE LAST SCREEN-SHOT WE SEE THE HUGE ,MADE OF MARBLE, MONUMENT WITH "VIVA APE-WORKER 2006 PROGRAM!" WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
    AND SOME HUGE, HAIRY APE PEES RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT, NOT MINDING HUNDREDS OF OTHER APES PASSING BY

    THE END !


    P.S. NO APE UNDERSTANDS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, BUT MOVIE IS MADE FOR HUMAN BEINGS - SO WE CAN WATCH IT AND TAKE ALL NESESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO AVOID WHAT WE SEE IN THIS HORROR-MOVIE !!!

  2. #2

  3. #3
    The book was better than the movie although I love all the P of A movies.

  4. #4
    Are they going to make "A Day without Apes", too?

  5. #5
    Are they going to make "A Day without Apes", too?

    HERE IS BETTER IDEA:

    "THE PLANET OF APES - II" !

    ANOTHER FULL MOTION PICTURE, ANOTHER 120 MINUTES
    GENRE: SUSPENCE-DRAMA!

    MAIN CHARACTERS:

    1. ALIBA & LIEMASTER

    2. MR. HUMANOID

    3. THE REST OF THE CAST: HUMANS AND APES

    STORY LINE:

    PART I

    YEAR 2006
    ALIBA AND LIEMATER SMOKE HUGE DREAM-PIPE (80 KILOS OF MARIJUANA!).

    PART II

    REVELATIONS OF UPCOMING DISASTER AND VISIONS OF FUTURE SHOCK THEM PROFOUNDLY !!!

    MR. HUMANOID, FROM FUTURE, BEGS ALIBA AND LIEMASTER TO SAVE HIM AND THE REST OF THE LOST IN PAST HUMANKIND !!!

    PART III

    AFTER THIRTY DAYS OF TRANCE ALIBA AND LIEMASTER
    RUSH TO WWW.ILW.COM BOARD TO AWAKEN THE REST OF HUMANKIND AND WARN EVERYONE OF IMPEDING DISASTER = ****-WORKER AMNESTY PROGRAM !!!
    THEY KEEP POSTING 24/7, WRITING ABOUT THE HORRORS OF APELAND THEY SAW IN THEIR DREAM !!!

    PART IV

    ALIBA AND LIEMASTER SUCCEED IN CHANGING THE FATE OF PLANET - NO ****-WORKER AMNESTY BILL PASSED!!!


    PART V

    HAPPY END!!! HUMANKIND SAVED !!!

    LAST SCREEN-SHOT:
    ALIBA AND LIEMASTER GRAB ANOTHER 80 KILOS OF MARIJUANA AND SMOKE ANOTHER HUGE DREAM-PIPE TO SEE WHAT OTHER GOOD DEEDS CAN BE DONE TO IMPROVE WELLBEING OF HUMANKIND IN FUTURE !

    CREDITS ROLL OVER HEAVY SMOKE ON BACKGROUND.


    TO BE CONTINUED...

  6. #6
    Now, since they very likely got the 80 kilos of marijuana from Apeland, what's not to like?

  7. #7
    THANKS TO ALIBA AND LIEMASTER THERE WILL BE NO APELAND !!!

  8. #8
    Michael
    Guest
    Ah, **** you! God **** you all to hell!

  9. #9
    Michael
    Guest
    It's a mad house. A mad house.

  10. #10
    Michael
    Guest
    Take your stinking paws off me, you ****ed dirty ape!

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