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Thread: CHINESE IN ONE EASY LESSON

  1. #1
    (Say them out loud)

    that's not right <> Sum Ting Wong
    Are you harboring a fugitive? <> Hu Yu Hai Ding
    See me ASAP <> Kum Hia Nao
    Stupid Man <> Dum Fuk
    Small Horse <> Tai In Po In
    Did you go to the beach? <> Wai Yu So Tan
    I ***ped into a coffee table <> Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin In
    I think you need a face lift <> Chin Tu Fat
    It's very dark in here <> Wai So Dim
    I thought you were on a diet <> Wai Yu Mun Ching
    This is a tow away zone <> No Pah King
    Our meeting is scheduled for next week <> Wai Yu Ku! M Nao
    Staying out of sight <> Lei Ying Lo
    He's cleaning his automobile <> Wa Shing Ka
    Your body odor is offensive <> Yu Stin Ki Up
    Great <> Fa Kin Su Pa.

  2. #2
    (Say them out loud)

    that's not right &lt;&gt; Sum Ting Wong
    Are you harboring a fugitive? &lt;&gt; Hu Yu Hai Ding
    See me ASAP &lt;&gt; Kum Hia Nao
    Stupid Man &lt;&gt; Dum Fuk
    Small Horse &lt;&gt; Tai In Po In
    Did you go to the beach? &lt;&gt; Wai Yu So Tan
    I ***ped into a coffee table &lt;&gt; Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin In
    I think you need a face lift &lt;&gt; Chin Tu Fat
    It's very dark in here &lt;&gt; Wai So Dim
    I thought you were on a diet &lt;&gt; Wai Yu Mun Ching
    This is a tow away zone &lt;&gt; No Pah King
    Our meeting is scheduled for next week &lt;&gt; Wai Yu Ku! M Nao
    Staying out of sight &lt;&gt; Lei Ying Lo
    He's cleaning his automobile &lt;&gt; Wa Shing Ka
    Your body odor is offensive &lt;&gt; Yu Stin Ki Up
    Great &lt;&gt; Fa Kin Su Pa.

  3. #3
    Hmm? today i just got that Chinese scooter to start. no one anywhere had combustion start up instructions for it any where on the web even. but we got it going after modifications .
    USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

  4. #4
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MakeItRight!:
    Hmm? today i just got that Chinese scooter to start. no one anywhere had combustion start up instructions for it any where on the web even. but we got it going after modifications . </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Combustion Start Up: Easy as 1-2-3 press the clutch push the vehicle or better let it role down a hill; let clutch go. Motor works!
    “...I may condemn what you say, but I will give my life for that you may say it”! - Voltaire

  5. #5
    Someone12
    Guest
    Kollerkraut's favorite Chinese soup: Cream of Sum Yung Gai.

    "...I may condemn what you say, because you are an idiot..." S12

  6. #6
    lol, this piece of .... needs a new way out. the extreme hill sounds good.
    USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

  7. #7
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Someone12:

    "... you are an idiot..." S12 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ... cuz you don't know how to create a signature, and you're pink with envy.

  8. #8
    Chinese in one easy lesson
    "your face looks like it was run over by one of my tanks in Tiananmen Square No ***"

  9. #9
    HA HA HA H Someone 12 please stop being so funny and so witty, my tears are running down with laughter. Oh, and it sounds like Make It Right got a rickshaw instead, without a coolie, ha ha ha.

  10. #10
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Someone12:
    Kollerkraut's favorite Chinese soup: Cream of Sum Yung Gai.

    "...I may condemn what you say, because you are an idiot..." S12 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    “...I may condemn what you say, but I will give my life for that you may say it”! - Voltaire

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