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Thread: I know Jack Schitt

  1. #1
    SO U DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT?
    He's the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, Married Oh Schitt, The owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married lotta Schitt, and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arival of Baby Schitt.

    NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT
    Turnen and Burnen the Competion away!

  2. #2
    Good try. What alias are you impersonating? Ugh. It's gotten so old.

  3. #3
    Iam not, ZANALYSTADOC is my AQHA mares registerd name.

    and I have not heard the Jack Schitt until I went to the pecan fest and there was the shirt which I got. so there as been no impersonating of any kind on my part.
    Turnen and Burnen the Competion away!

  4. #4
    And we do barrel racing which I have won over $2,000 on her and then some in feed.

    And no one was using my sig until I started the saying severl years ago.
    Turnen and Burnen the Competion away!

  5. #5
    Originally posted by ZanalystAdoc:
    SO U DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT?
    He's the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, Married Oh Schitt, The owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married lotta Schitt, and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arival of Baby Schitt.

    NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT
    All I can say is that " YOUR FULL OF SCHITT"!

  6. #6
    Look at the "Does He have any rights And what Are They Thread". My Fault. I initiated The Humor part. .

    She Is Probably victim of The interface, Norm.
    USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

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