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Thread: What came 1st the Chicken or the Illegal Alien?

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    City of Chicago wants to Remove Chickens

    ****-a-doodle-do Mayor Daley. Many of Chicago's Hispanic community have live Roosters in the back yard. They provide a warning if strangers are lurking. Also in the morning these birds provide a wake-up call. These are egg-cellent birds. Mayor Daley is cracked. This possible new law leaves egg on the Mayor's face. Daley is scrambling for answers on this. I could go on and on, but Chicago has a Budget Crisis and all the billions of dollars made on Chicago assets like the Chicago Skyway is now gone. Read more on this story click below. Thanks Fran Spielman. Photo by Patrick McDonough

    First pigeons, now chickens cause a stink
    CITY COUNCIL | Alderman wants to add birds to ban

    October 9, 2007
    BY FRAN SPIELMAN City Hall Reporter/fspielman@suntimes.com
    Four years ago, the City Council clipped the wings of Chicagoans who bred and raced pigeons in residential neighborhoods amid complaints from homeowners fed up with the stench.

    "Flatulence is like roses compared to the smell of pigeon manure," Northwest Side resident Paul Covangka complained then.

    Now, Southwest Side Ald. Lona Lane (18th) wants to throw chickens into the same coop. She's introduced an ordinance to amend the pigeon ban to include chickens.

    "There are residents within our ward who have neighbors raising chickens as pets. They're letting them run around in their backyards. Debris from the chickens is creating mice. The odor from the feathers is something they're not happy with," Lane told the Chicago Sun-Times.

    "I was alerted that some of the people are cutting their heads off in some kind of ritual, letting them run around, then dumping them in hot water, plucking their feathers and cooking them. They're throwing carcasses in the garbage."

    The ordinance that Lane introduced at the Sept. 27 City Council meeting would make it a crime to "import, sell, own, keep or otherwise possess any live chicken" in a district zoned for residential use. The "keeping of chickens for slaughter" would require a "valid wholesale food establishments license."

    Lane's staff could not immediately identify either neighbors who had complained about pet chickens or the residents accused of keeping them.

    During City Council hearings on the pigeon ban, breeders spoke with passion about a cherished family tradition that dates back at least four generations to their great-grandfathers in Poland.

    But aldermen overruled them because of what Ald. Tom Allen (38th) called an "epidemic of pigeon coops" that had made life smelly and miserable for Northwest Side neighbors. The ban has been upheld by a federal appeals court.
    Wolves Travel In Packs
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  2. #2
    City of Chicago wants to Remove Chickens

    ****-a-doodle-do Mayor Daley. Many of Chicago's Hispanic community have live Roosters in the back yard. They provide a warning if strangers are lurking. Also in the morning these birds provide a wake-up call. These are egg-cellent birds. Mayor Daley is cracked. This possible new law leaves egg on the Mayor's face. Daley is scrambling for answers on this. I could go on and on, but Chicago has a Budget Crisis and all the billions of dollars made on Chicago assets like the Chicago Skyway is now gone. Read more on this story click below. Thanks Fran Spielman. Photo by Patrick McDonough

    First pigeons, now chickens cause a stink
    CITY COUNCIL | Alderman wants to add birds to ban

    October 9, 2007
    BY FRAN SPIELMAN City Hall Reporter/fspielman@suntimes.com
    Four years ago, the City Council clipped the wings of Chicagoans who bred and raced pigeons in residential neighborhoods amid complaints from homeowners fed up with the stench.

    "Flatulence is like roses compared to the smell of pigeon manure," Northwest Side resident Paul Covangka complained then.

    Now, Southwest Side Ald. Lona Lane (18th) wants to throw chickens into the same coop. She's introduced an ordinance to amend the pigeon ban to include chickens.

    "There are residents within our ward who have neighbors raising chickens as pets. They're letting them run around in their backyards. Debris from the chickens is creating mice. The odor from the feathers is something they're not happy with," Lane told the Chicago Sun-Times.

    "I was alerted that some of the people are cutting their heads off in some kind of ritual, letting them run around, then dumping them in hot water, plucking their feathers and cooking them. They're throwing carcasses in the garbage."

    The ordinance that Lane introduced at the Sept. 27 City Council meeting would make it a crime to "import, sell, own, keep or otherwise possess any live chicken" in a district zoned for residential use. The "keeping of chickens for slaughter" would require a "valid wholesale food establishments license."

    Lane's staff could not immediately identify either neighbors who had complained about pet chickens or the residents accused of keeping them.

    During City Council hearings on the pigeon ban, breeders spoke with passion about a cherished family tradition that dates back at least four generations to their great-grandfathers in Poland.

    But aldermen overruled them because of what Ald. Tom Allen (38th) called an "epidemic of pigeon coops" that had made life smelly and miserable for Northwest Side neighbors. The ban has been upheld by a federal appeals court.
    Wolves Travel In Packs
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  3. #3
    Beverly your a B*tch!! The more I read about you the more I wanna **** all over you B*tch!

  4. #4
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aquafina:
    Beverly your a B*tch!! The more I read about you the more I wanna **** all over you B*tch! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The line of illegals who think I'm a ***** forms to the left, so take a number and get at the back of the line. It's really rude and unfair for you to jump in front of those in front of you.

    You don't hate me because I'm a *****. You illegals hate me because I force you to look in the mirror at who you really are and the reality of why America wants you out of here. The fact that it has nothing to do with race and everything to do with who you are as people is what really bothers you.

    Don't hate the messenger, you are responsible for creating the message, I just post the printed version.

    What bothers you the most about me is you can't dispute the obvious: I'm one of the smartest, b*itches you've ever encountered. I back up my arguments with what you hate the most: The truth.
    Wolves Travel In Packs
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  5. #5
    I am 100% AMERICAN for your info b*tch! You spewing hatered like you do says your miserable. Your just a sick B*tch is all.

  6. #6
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aquafina:
    I am 100% AMERICAN for your info b*tch! You spewing hatered like you do says your miserable. Your just a sick B*tch is all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Naw, I'm just an honest bi-tch. What's wrong did you translate the article to your illegal alien family members and it upset them?
    Wolves Travel In Packs
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  7. #7
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davdah:
    What American Aqua? South, central, or north? A natural born citizen of this country or import? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Bet cha a green card she's an anchor baby . . oh wait, you don't need one.
    Wolves Travel In Packs
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  8. #8
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by iperson:
    Hey wknapp! Your story about Beverly calling immigration just flashed in front of my eyes.
    LOL!

    Btw, you go girl Aquafina! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yawns . . . the lame tag team is getting old, can't you illegals come up with something origi . . oh wait, you can't which is why you copy and usurp all things America, except those you are too dumb to imitate. Hmm . . . sanitary, uncrowded living conditions is something that comes to mind as being a good start.

    If you could mimic English, 1st World living conditions and use birth control we might just let you stay. Oh and get rid of those ridiculous superstitions and 3rd world beliefs that chickens in the yard will wart off evil.
    Wolves Travel In Packs
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