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Thread: A Joke for you all at Subway Restaurant

  1. #1
    Employee at Subway Restaurant to a beautiful 20 year old Girl - Would you like 6 inch or foot long ?
    Beautiful Girl - Aaaah, the size does not matter .. as long as it can s a t i s f y me.

  2. #2
    good one
    Its a discussion, not a legal advise..

  3. #3
    Epicb@stard
    Member
    Posted April 01, 2005 02:22 PM
    I LOST A LUBRICANT, YES, I LOST A LUBRICANT<<<<<<<<



  4. #4
    Wife - How come you are home so early ??
    Husband - My Boss told me to go to Hell.

  5. #5
    Young Girl about to get married says to her Mom - Mom, I am scared about the first night.

    Mom- Don't worry my dear daughter...pain is brief..but the joy eternal.

  6. #6
    My Dog has an interesting question to ask. If somebody could answer him, he will really appreciate.
    "Why do people wear clothes in USA and go to work. Would'nt it be great if they all go to jobs naked. That could save them time as well as money wasted in buying clothes, cleaning and ironing them."

  7. #7
    I want to sell my Green Card for $20,000. Is anyone interested ??

  8. #8
    I want to sell my wife. Is anyone interested ?
    Why - because I am fed up with her now. Want to try something new.

  9. #9
    America is a land of competition. The price of my wife will be competitive and negotiable.

  10. #10
    Marriage is a legalized p r o s t i t u t i o n.
    Let's not enhance it by getting married.

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