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Thread: AND NOW...FOR A CHANGE OF PACE

  1. #1
    Two priests are in a seminary bathroom
    using the urinals. Father Jim glances over at Father Leonard and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on his *****. After they finish and are walking to the church, Father Jim looks at Father Leonard and says, "Father, I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your *****. Father Leonard replies, "It's working just fine, Father. I'm down to two butts a day."

  2. #2
    Two priests are in a seminary bathroom
    using the urinals. Father Jim glances over at Father Leonard and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on his *****. After they finish and are walking to the church, Father Jim looks at Father Leonard and says, "Father, I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your *****. Father Leonard replies, "It's working just fine, Father. I'm down to two butts a day."

  3. #3
    At a crowded city bus stop, Abercrumbling was wearing a tight leather skirt, he was waiting for the bus. As the bus stopped and it was his turn to get on, Abercrumbling became aware that his skirt was too tight to allow his leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Abercrumbling smiled to the bus driver, he reached behind him to unzip his skirt a little, thinking that this would give him enough slack to raise his leg. He tried to take the step, only to discover that he couldn't! So, he once again reached behind him to unzip his skirt a little more and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, Abercrumbling couldn't raise his hairy leg, and again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind him picked him up easily by the waist and placed him on the step of the bus. Abercrumbling went ballistic and turned to the good Samaritan and hollered,
    "How dare you touch me! I don't even know you!"
    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was friends."

  4. #4
    For the marxist militant RN and his robots: To honor National Mental Health Care week, I am doing my part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show I care. Well, my job is done. HA HA HA.

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