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Thread: Just for laughs.

  1. #1
    Today's phonetic word is 'Hotel'.

    Yo, bro, chek tis out, I gave ma b.itch crabs and da ho tel everybody!

  2. #2
    Today's phonetic word is 'Hotel'.

    Yo, bro, chek tis out, I gave ma b.itch crabs and da ho tel everybody!

  3. #3
    Lmao!!!!!! That;s hilarious

  4. #4
    Phonetic word: r-e-c-t-u-m

    I used to have 2 cadillacs, but my girl r-e-c-t-u-m

  5. #5

  6. #6
    Your age by choclate

    This really works. Do as it says and don't cheat...



    YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

    This is pretty neat.

    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!


    It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.

    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!


    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would
    like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)


    2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)


    3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


    4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................


    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754....

    If you haven't, add 1753 .........


    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


    You should have a three digit number ...


    The first digit of this was your original number
    (i.e., how many times you want to have ch! ocolate each week).


    The next two numbers are ..........


    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2004) IT WILL EVER WORK,
    SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

  7. #7
    `Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas



    Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
    Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
    The tube socks was hung on the window sill
    and we all had smiles up on our grill

    Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
    in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
    and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
    had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine

    All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
    ***pin phat beats cuz the system's fly
    I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
    Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--
    well anyway

    I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
    She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
    I said, for real doe, come check dis out
    We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt

    Cuz ***pin an thumpin' from around da way
    Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
    Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
    I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!

    He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
    "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
    To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
    We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

    He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
    and sippin on a 40, he busted a move
    I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
    he said, "**** homie, deese projects is wack!

    But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
    I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
    Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
    a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.

    he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
    and busted the window with a b-ball bat
    I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
    he said,"You best get on up out my face!"

    His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
    His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old
    He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side
    Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

    A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof
    He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
    He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome
    To tap that booty waitin at home

    and all I heard as he cruised outta sight
    was a loud and hearty.....
    "WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"

  8. #8
    thats a good one...! post more Julie!!!

  9. #9
    HAHA that chocolate thing really worked

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