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  • TEST - Are You a REAL American?

    1. You love Capitalism

    2. You would never vote for a Democratic Presidential Candidate

    3. You hate Obama

    4. You love Reagan

    5. Your favorite comedy is "Young Frankenstein"

    6. You love dogs

    7. You know Global Warming is a hoax

    8. You love Sarah Palin

    9. You know abortion is an abomination

    10. You know all Moslems are terrorists

    My Score 10/10 - 100% American

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    1. You love Capitalism

    2. You would never vote for a Democratic Presidential Candidate

    3. You hate Obama

    4. You love Reagan

    5. Your favorite comedy is "Young Frankenstein"

    6. You love dogs

    7. You know Global Warming is a hoax

    8. You love Sarah Palin

    9. You know abortion is an abomination

    10. You know all Moslems are terrorists

    My Score 10/10 - 100% American

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    • #3
      SOM - I am on to you!
      “...I may condemn what you say, but I will give my life for that you may say it”! - Voltaire

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      • #4
        I Am an American!!! And I Have 1 kidney for sale, $14.95. limited time offer!!!
        USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

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        • #5
          Real Americans' favorite movie is Zulu, where Obama's grandparents get the bayonet and the bullet.

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          • #6
            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davdah:
            Real Americans view gun control as a two handed issue.



            </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

            Dam n!!! I hate when I Run Out Of Paper towels!!!!
            D A R N!!! where did i Put Those Dirty socks???? LOL.
            USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

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            • #7
              Real Americans don't need to take a test.

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              • #8
                Aha, only those lousy school tests - then their free to go and do havoc.
                “...I may condemn what you say, but I will give my life for that you may say it”! - Voltaire

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                • #9
                  Real Americans

                  Live, Think, function With respect for self, respect For others, always protecting and standing Behind the value of being an American!!!
                  Protecting a Way of life and thinking That made America A Place Of desirability And curiosity For others. Different America now, Yet Many True Americans still Exist!!!
                  USC and Legal, Honest Immigrant Alike Must Fight Against Those That Deceive and Disrupt A Place Of Desirability! All Are Victims of Fraud, Both USC and Honest Immigrant Alike! The bad can and does make it more difficult for the good! Be careful who y

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                  • #10
                    Wow SOM, I propose we elect you President of the USCIS. Agree with all ten of your rules, bang instant citizenship.

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                    • #11
                      That would certainly be a better test than the current one, but on this one you have to score 110%, while the current test you only need 60%, which is a D-. Which means those who are getting citizenship are m o r o n s.

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                      • #12
                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by federale86:
                        That would certainly be a better test than the current one, but on this one you have to score 110%, while the current test you only need 60%, which is a D-. Which means those who are getting citizenship are m o r o n s. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                        Uhm new mather here?

                        6 out of 6 correct out of a possible ten questions asked is considered 60%?
                        "Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." John Adams on Defense of the boston Massacre

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                        • #13
                          Obviously everyone is afraid to publish their results of my most difficult test !!

                          The passing score for my test is 100%; anything less than 10/10 corrrect is an "F"

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                          • #14
                            I failed **** ..

                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SonofMichael:
                            1. You love Capitalism

                            2. You would never vote for a Democratic Presidential Candidate

                            3. You hate Obama

                            4. You love Reagan

                            5. Your favorite comedy is "Young Frankenstein"

                            6. You love dogs

                            7. You know Global Warming is a hoax

                            8. You love Sarah Palin

                            9. You know abortion is an abomination

                            10. You know all Moslems are terrorists

                            My Score 10/10 - 100% American </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                            Regards and thanks,
                            Mary Josephine :-)

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                            • #15
                              As per SOM's chart, my score is 30%.
                              “...I may condemn what you say, but I will give my life for that you may say it”! - Voltaire

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