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  • #16
    When you appear in person (got a leter of approval), do you need to have your spouse with you?

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    • #17
      nguyen man,

      No, it is not necessary for your spouse to go with you. I went alone and did not have any problems. In fact it might not be a good idea since when I went to local USCIS office, they were letting in only the person with the appointment. Hope that helps and good luck!

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      • #18
        I had an appointment with I-797C approval letter today. Went alone, spent about 2 hours waiting, had no questions asked. Old GC was taken away, passport stamped. Good luck, you can relax now.

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        • #19
          Hi deepbobs,

          I didn't get your email. Today I found 2 messages that I didn't recognize in the bulk mail. Both had attachments. I do not open messages with attachments. I am also pretty sure they weren't yours. I deleted them.

          You can send me a message again because the first one didn't go through, but don't include any attachment.

          Cheers,

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          • #20
            I AM SICK OF ALL THESE ****HEAD GRINTS ON MY BOARD!!!

            MAY ALL THE **** ON EARTH BEFALL THE HEADS OF ALL GRINTS!!!

            BURN, GRINTS, BURN!!!

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            • #21
              Scoop, Sweep, Walk-Walk. Scoop, Sweep, Walk-Walk.

              Just in case you haven't gotten it yet, I am cleaning up all of the **** you are leaving behind, Epic !

              I don't know about you, Epic, but my mother always taught me to clean up after myself, but that is okay, I am used to cleaning up after most American men, LOL!

              Stay Cool!

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              • #22
                DUMP ON GRINTS !!!



                The Perfect Dump
                Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worse, but what you get is a smooth sliding, ****-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.

                The Beer Dump
                Nasty! Depends upon the dumper's tolerance and is the result of too many beers - doesn't matter if it was 2 or 22. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by an odious malevolent fog that could close the bathroom for days. Naked flames are ill advised.....

                The Chilli Dump (aka The Japanese Flag)
                Hot when it goes in and napalm when it comes out. It stays with you all day stinging yer ring and generally making your choccie starfish feel like the Shuttle's heat shield. Also makes your *** look like "a Japanese Flag."

                The Empty Roll Dump
                Relief - you've finished and reach for the tissue only to find an empty cardboard cylinder staring back at you. Panic overcomes you. You could use the curtains but then someone would ask "where are the curtains?" Use the rug? Nah, too bulky and cumbersome. You then come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face.....pull up yer kecks tighten yer cheeks and shuffle yourself to the nearest loo roll. Failing that you could always use your shirt-tail or one of your socks!

                The Splash Back Dump
                This one drops like a depth charge creating a column of cold water that washes your sphincter with a startlingly unpleasant shock. Now you're wet - and embarrassed if the column of water went half way up your back. Tip of the day: blot instead of wiping.

                The Childbirth Dump
                This one is just too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for this purpose. You sit there thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and then gets no better. You sweat violently and wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf!" There are only three things you can do: 1. Scream 2. Call an Obstetrician 3. Hope to hell you've got some Vaseline to help you get through it.

                The Machine Gun Dump
                Best utilized in public conveniences. You sit there in sublime peace when suddenly you emit a group of noisy gassy bursts that break the tranquility like machine gun fire. The guy in the next cubicle hits the floor like a Vietnam veteran, cradling his umbrella like a M16....**** commies.

                The Sound Effect Dump
                You feel a noisy one coming on but relatives, friends or work mates are within earshot. So, you must employ some clever techniques to cover the disgusting sounds you are about to emit. Timing is of the essence. At the precise moment of release, try the following: 1. Flush the toilet 2. Drop loose change on the floor, 3. Sing the first two stanzas of your favorite opera.

                The Cling-On Dump
                You've finished but there's one **** morsel that refuses to drop. You grip the seat with both hands and wriggle. You twist and pump but the little ******* just hangs there, suspended, clinging like a canned peach between you and the water below. If only you had some scissors.......

                The Whole Roll Dump
                No matter how much you wipe, it just isn't enough. You blow the whole roll and have to flush at least a dozen times. The whole episode is consumer waste. Eventually if your toilet paper runs into minimal supply anything will do, towels, wash clothes, carpet, walls, whatever it takes.

                The Encore Dump
                Ahhh, you've done, so you wipe, dress, flush, wash hands and are about to leave the auditorium when you feel another dump coming on. You must therefore return for a curtain call. The world record is seven encores.....

                The Houdini Dump
                You go, you stand to flush and it has disappeared! Did it creep down the pipe or did you dream the whole thing? Should you flush? Oh yes as you can guarantee that if you don't, it will reappear and smile at the next person who comes in.

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