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    An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is
    > so advanced that we can
    > take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and
    > have him looking for
    > work in six weeks."
    >
    > A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take
    > a lung out of one
    > person, put it in another, and have him looking for
    > work in four weeks."
    >
    > A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is
    > so advanced that we can
    > take half a heart out of one person, put it in
    > another, and have them both
    > looking for work in two weeks."
    >
    > The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys
    > are way behind. Why
    > he ck, we just here recently took a man with no
    > brains out of Texas, put him
    > in the White House, and now half the country is
    > looking for work."

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    An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is
    > so advanced that we can
    > take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and
    > have him looking for
    > work in six weeks."
    >
    > A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take
    > a lung out of one
    > person, put it in another, and have him looking for
    > work in four weeks."
    >
    > A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is
    > so advanced that we can
    > take half a heart out of one person, put it in
    > another, and have them both
    > looking for work in two weeks."
    >
    > The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys
    > are way behind. Why
    > he ck, we just here recently took a man with no
    > brains out of Texas, put him
    > in the White House, and now half the country is
    > looking for work."

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