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  • New Immigration Interview Changes

    1. Immigrants must stand on top of a box wearing a hood for 4 hours answering cartoon trivia questions; wrong answers will result in a small shock

    2. Photographs will be taken in the nude at 45 degree abgles with a member of the opposite gender pointing and mocking parts of the body

    3. The applicant must pass tests in American History, English and Calculus

    4. Male applicants and Female applicants over 30 years old or over 110 pounds will be rejjected

    5. Remaining Female applicants (Under 30 years old and 110 pounds or less) will be interviewed personally, by me.

    Thank you for your cooperation in defending America's borders.

    Michael
    Department of Homeland Defense

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    1. Immigrants must stand on top of a box wearing a hood for 4 hours answering cartoon trivia questions; wrong answers will result in a small shock

    2. Photographs will be taken in the nude at 45 degree abgles with a member of the opposite gender pointing and mocking parts of the body

    3. The applicant must pass tests in American History, English and Calculus

    4. Male applicants and Female applicants over 30 years old or over 110 pounds will be rejjected

    5. Remaining Female applicants (Under 30 years old and 110 pounds or less) will be interviewed personally, by me.

    Thank you for your cooperation in defending America's borders.

    Michael
    Department of Homeland Defense

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    • #3
      Addendum:
      For those applicants who will be admitted as Permanent Residents, a complimentary Blow job session will be given by Michael as a welcome gift from the right wing of the government.

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      • #4
        Where's Aguila?

        Isn't posing as an immigration officer a federal offense?
        Sweet Madame Belu

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        • #5
          In addition, Michael will bend over at every port of entry and take one for the gipper.

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          • #6
            The USA has over 360 ports and Michael has ONE big swollen port of entry between his legs, behind his marble size cashew nuts.................

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            • #7
              Ugh, Ice, too graphic!
              Sweet Madame Belu

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              • #8
                maybe Michael cannot even pass his own standarts. Calculus and english? That is why he set them so low.

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