I want to deport my wife back to India

[Bob Singh]

Hi. I am yet to find a girl and get married. However, the concern is that if I do get married and if she does not follow my orders and my instructions on bed at night, can I initiate deportation proceedings against her? Is there any such law ?

[Layla]

Bob Singh,

I am sure in your cave/rock that you call your home, that law certainly exists. So please, feel free to do as you like. Just a note of advice for you - Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

[Injoy]

Bob,
It depends! What kind of orders and instructions you want her to follow? Why it has to be at night? I don't think there is a special law for the night.

[Josie Jo]

I'm sure those "special instructions" have something to do with the DOG.

Hope you live in Massachusetts. The penalty for beastiality there is DEATH.

[Fresh Taco]

I thought Bob Singh was the DOG

[kichak]

Bob Schmoe - Yawn ! Please make another Schmoe persona, You are boring.

[Bob Singh]

Can I come there and live with any of you because I am selling my Condo. Is anybody interested in keeping me ?

[Fresh Taco]

penalty for bestiality but not sodomy? ... hmmmm

[Bob Singh]

Any girl who will take good care of my Dog will be my fiancee and my life partner but she has to prove that to me first before I buy her engagement ring.

[Bob Singh]

Layla, you are grounded with my Dog. Have fun with him !

[Ms.Singh]

I will take better care of your dog than you. I will put you in a cage and dog in my bedroom. I will marry you but I have a donkey that is very naughty. If you follow my orders and take care of my donkey at night and make him happy I will marry you.

[Michael]

Yes this is true. A woman must follow everything you tell her to do in bed; otherwise she gets deported.

[Glühbirne]

Marriage is a lot more than just what you do in bed. Even if your wife did everything you wanted in bed, you could still have an unhappy marriage or vice versa.

[JohnDoe]

Men, please respect women, esp if you have a sister, mother, or daughter.

I dont want someone like the so called Mr.Singh marrying anyone in my family, with this kind of thinking.

[JohnDoe]

Josie Jo,
I see you are on the war path with me.

Am not going to get into chicken fights with you; I know thats what you are looking for.