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  • If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then:

    The Saudi:

    Throws the glass away and walks away.

    The German

    Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi.

    The Chinese:

    Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away!

    The Israeli:

    ****s the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the insect and drinks the Pepsi.

    The Indian:

    Accuses the Pakistani of throwing the insect into his Pepsi before throwing away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows to reply in kind.

    The American:

    Accuses Syria and Iran for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass,supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi,blames it as a long term Bin Laden operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant,then an Afghan mercenary and finally a Taliban commando in undercover operation and presents the identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Al Qaeda personal in an undercover operation to attack Amerika with WMDs, shows this guy on Foc News saying it is ala bala (some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Arabic which obviously the insect doesn't know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demands that the Congress should declare SADDAM a terrorist !!!!! and asks UN to declare war on Iraq a wise decision...

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    The Saudi:

    Throws the glass away and walks away.

    The German

    Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi.

    The Chinese:

    Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away!

    The Israeli:

    ****s the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the insect and drinks the Pepsi.

    The Indian:

    Accuses the Pakistani of throwing the insect into his Pepsi before throwing away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows to reply in kind.

    The American:

    Accuses Syria and Iran for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass,supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi,blames it as a long term Bin Laden operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant,then an Afghan mercenary and finally a Taliban commando in undercover operation and presents the identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Al Qaeda personal in an undercover operation to attack Amerika with WMDs, shows this guy on Foc News saying it is ala bala (some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Arabic which obviously the insect doesn't know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demands that the Congress should declare SADDAM a terrorist !!!!! and asks UN to declare war on Iraq a wise decision...

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