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    Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.


    Q. Why will Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.

    Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.


    Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.


    Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because he's running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.


    Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.


    Q. Why will Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Brain tumor.


    Q. Will Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?
    A. He'll stall first.


    Q. How will Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Absentee ballot.


    Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.


    Q. Why will sharks vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Professional courtesy.
    If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

    Democrats - Brave enough to KILL our unborn, just NOT our ENEMIES!

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    Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.


    Q. Why will Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.

    Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.


    Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.


    Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because he's running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.


    Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.


    Q. Why will Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Brain tumor.


    Q. Will Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?
    A. He'll stall first.


    Q. How will Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Absentee ballot.


    Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.


    Q. Why will sharks vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Professional courtesy.
    If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

    Democrats - Brave enough to KILL our unborn, just NOT our ENEMIES!

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