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    <span class="ev_code_RED">If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

    If you had purchased United Airlines you would have nothing left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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    [color:RED]...............................
    GOD
    KING OF THE UNIVERSE[/color]

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    <span class="ev_code_RED">If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

    If you had purchased United Airlines you would have nothing left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan
    </span>
    [color:RED]...............................
    GOD
    KING OF THE UNIVERSE[/color]

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    • #3
      What does this have to do with the election? This is an election 2008 forum. Please stick to the topic - the election !!!!!

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      • #4
        From this post, you certainly are an expert of your own retirement plan, but I have one question, when all the beer run out, what will you do then?
        "Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." John Adams on Defense of the boston Massacre

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        • #5
          When the stocks go down, I never look at the value of my IRA. Too depressing. I always wait 'til things straighten out. I also never open bills on Fridays - lol!!!

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