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  • Christmas 101 for Grints

    As the King of Grints, it is my duty to teach you guys what Christmas is since most of you have lived in communist or some other barbaric system.

    Christmas is the time of year that you go to stores to stimulate the economy of the world. All that garbage you buy makes profits for retailers and shippers and the factories from the dumps that you grints came from turn out the stuff made by the families you left behind. So go out there and do your patriotic duty and try to act like an American. Do not confuse vowels with syllables and do not try trading your donkey or daughter for a DVD player. Oh yea some dude was born on Christmas too then some foreigners crucified him.

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    As the King of Grints, it is my duty to teach you guys what Christmas is since most of you have lived in communist or some other barbaric system.

    Christmas is the time of year that you go to stores to stimulate the economy of the world. All that garbage you buy makes profits for retailers and shippers and the factories from the dumps that you grints came from turn out the stuff made by the families you left behind. So go out there and do your patriotic duty and try to act like an American. Do not confuse vowels with syllables and do not try trading your donkey or daughter for a DVD player. Oh yea some dude was born on Christmas too then some foreigners crucified him.

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