12-24-2003, 03:16 AM
Michael
Christmas present for girlfriend
I got my girlfriend a garter belt and stocking set. Do you think 17 is too young to wear something like that ?
12-24-2003, 02:58 PM
Glühbirne
It depends on what she wears over it and who will be seeing it.
12-24-2003, 05:23 PM
Kudris
Michael sounds like a Taliban or a homosexual in denial; total discontempt for women with a perverted twist...
12-24-2003, 05:37 PM
josephine schmo
It would be different is she were 25. Michael knows a 25 year old would throw it back at him, as it's not a gift for her, but for HIMSELF.
The only way Michael could get a girl over 17 is to club her over the head and drag her back to his cave.
12-24-2003, 05:46 PM
Pasha Patel
Hey Mikey
Was your Estonian wife only 17-18 yrs old ?
12-25-2003, 02:57 AM
Pasha Patel
Hi Max..
lol...

Dont worry abt it...sometimes humor is the best medicine...but yeah we should control little bit ....Merry Christmas........Pasha
12-29-2003, 09:19 PM
Paddy
Michael, please buy her a brain cell and a new pair of glasses because she is going to need that one brain cell to figure out what an idiot she has been for dating an amoeba like you........and then once she has used that braincell to come to that conclusion she will need the glasses to reaffirm the fact.
12-30-2003, 01:33 PM
atom
Michael, the district attorney is seeking your arrest. Your charge is statutory rape.
12-30-2003, 02:32 PM
AK500
Is this a Immigration forum or Jerry Springer forum ?
12-30-2003, 05:21 PM
Michael
Age of consent in NY is 17; in Connecticut it is 16, In Russia it is 15
12-30-2003, 05:54 PM
Julie
Ha ha ha hah aha hahahaha ha haha
12-30-2003, 05:58 PM
atom
Well Michael, she lied to you.......rapist