C & P from "JOE SCHMOE - YOU ARE AN A*S*S" thread

Quoting Swissnut:

"Apparently, you are neither familiar with Shakespeare or his reference. "Hoist by his own petard" means that his own words hang him.

You posted that you could not be the offenders by virtue of the fact that you go to sleep at 2AM and get up at noon.

I pasted numerous posts which clearly demonstrate that you have a habit of posting in the wee hours. Based upon your prolific presence on this board, it would have been idiotic to paste more, but there were enough to make a point.

Why not try another angle, Jo? This one is not working for me.

P.S. No need to respond. I think we are all quite familiar with the expletives and blasphemous comments you have in your arsenal."

Petard rhymes with retard. Enough said. I ran out of names for you.

When you two witches realize NINA/MOLLY is not me, I bet you won't even have the guts to admit you were wrong.

My, my, up late aren't we?

Thanks for the fake emails from NINA/MOLLY. I even answered one, did you like it?

Are you telling me that the Ice Queen actually has a heart?

If you tell me you take my word and believe I am NOT NINA/MOLLY, I will never utter a single word to you again.

I need not "tell" you anything. My behaviour speaks volumes, and so does yours.

Looks like the second time I tried to call a truce failed also.

That's pretty sad, I can't believe you are so stupid.

You are beyond reasoning with.

MOLLY, I don't know who you are or what your motive is.

You could be any number of people.

Either you are someone on my side or trying to frame me.

I hope you do understand that there are people who think I am you.

If you are really on my side, then prove my innocence.

More eloquence from "the barb."

Didn't think I had to force you.

I had forgotten about this, but tonight I remembered being in a certain chatroom where everyone had fake names and were busting on a certain message board like crazy. A certain someone claimed they weren't allowed to post anymore, which is really BS, cause I'm still there, and I more than deserve to get booted.

Guess the games never ended.

Okaaaaaay?

I did it. I see both of us.

Chill, MOLLY, I'm really lalalalalalala. Typing with one finger.

If you email me and tell me who you are, I SWEAR TO GOD, I will not reveal who you are.

Sorry Swiss, I don't see Ishmael.

Hmmmm, which one? I have tons of girls from ILW.

Jo - of course you don;t see ishmael now, you logged him off. Point is that two monikers can be up there at once. I saw it myself.

That was earlier, when I was editing my thread. I did a test to see of someone could be on with two names at once. They can, if you use different browsers. I was trying to figure out if NINA MOLLY and LOLA could be one person.

Swiss, you need to get over THAT too.

There is NO WAY someone as busy as SAMMY has time for this bs. He is such a busy person, it takes around 3 weeks for me to get an email reply from him. I actually gave up a long time ago.

MOLLY, we were doing AOS together?

D a m m i t swiss, don't edit so fast that it doesn't say you edited, now I gotta go back and reply to THAT post further.

Really a whiz with computer huh, and quite the fast typist?

Maybe I'll hire you as a secretary someday.

"Just as my heartfelt efforts to offer support to her when she played me with her "slit wrist" episode. I guess she has forgotten who spoke with her for an hour and told her to IM or email or call whenever she needed to talk to someone, anytime day or night...that I would be there to help."

Phony, just like your compassion for my thumb.

Instinct tells me not to trust you. Instinct.

Hey MOLLY, I'm waiting for that email, since you never asked for my email address and I don't recall ever posting it on ILW, there are about 15 people you could be.

Are you Irish?

THAT's an understatement. She can't live without me. Goodnight.

Hey! ::lightbulb flashes overhead::

Now she is accusing SAMMY. That means she doesn't think it's ME anymore.

Can she even admit that? I think not.