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A guy named Someone12 was caught having sexx with a cow. The cow said, "You don't remember me?" And Someone12 replied, "Sorry, it doesn't ring a bell."

I think Someone12 should be free to engage in any sexual practice he chooses. But he should draw the line at cows since his favorite animal is steak.
 
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

A cow is of the bovine ilk.
One end is moo, the other, milk.
 
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you must be the product of public education....what phylum does a "steak" belong to??
 
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you must be the product of public education....what phylum does a "steak" belong to??


Mr. Doofus,

My schooling not only failed to teach me what it professed to be teaching, but it prevented me from being educated to an extent which infuriates me when I think of all I might have learned at home by myself.

My grandmother wanted me to have an education and wanted to keep me out of school. I think a pine bench, with Ms. Hopkins and Mr. Martinez at one end of it and me at the other, would've been good enough for me.

The tubesteak phylum, Mr. Lexicon!

Thank you for your interest in my education.

Low I. Queue
(a.k.a. Commie Pinko)

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S12 has been invited to teach a romance seminar to the U.S. Army.

Join the army. Visit strange and exotic places. Meet fascinating people like S12 and kill him!
 
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explora only wishes she had more tubesteak.....instead of her middle finger and a jar of skin cream.
 
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Explora in action !

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HAx095dwORk




Impeach Obama !
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SOM - THE VOICE OF REASON
 
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I heard a while back that the surgeon general said we should teach m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.i.o.n. in school.

I said to myself, "Just my luck! Years after I graduate, they think of something I could have made an A in."
 
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explora only wishes she had more tubesteak.....instead of her middle finger and a jar of skin cream.

S12, open wide, yawn, here's your tubesteak.
Here's the middle digit for you from your buddy Dubya,
 
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BREAKING NEWS ALERT

Rumor has it that S12 is milkin' it so good that he bought a 100amp, 3-phase electric udder pump.
 
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You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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Yes someone12 got an electrical c o c k which it was 12 inches long and the b i t c h was still complaining that she wanted it longer and thicker... What a b i t c h
She always will be a whinning f u c k i n g P u t a
 
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