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OldE
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I am a married man.
I have a wife at home and four children, and father.
I also have 8 girlfriends with whom I regularly have s-e-x, not all at the same time though (yet, I must admit, from time to time I let 2 or 3 to get be in bed with me simultaneously).
I just met this gorgeous girl yesterday and was thinking if I should take her in as a s-e-x-mate as well.
I need this boards advise!!!
I am a wealthy man.
I have boats, airplanes, expensive cars and all.
I really couldn't care less about GC or anything of sorts, I could move to Bahamas tomorrow and have more fun than any of you ever dreamed of.
What I need to know is your opinion: having been engaged with eight women simultaneoulsy, while married with children, should I get myslef involved with ninth???
This is very important question for me at this moment and any advise will be greatly appreciated!

Thank you all in advance!

OldE Smile


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Caribbeanman
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OldE you can't be serious right? this is an immigration site not Jerry Springer.


"Until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes everywhere will be war"...................BOB MARLEY
 
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@Oldie: you're either lacking humor, or you have some serious issues. In case the first one applies to you, then you shouldn't try...it's just not funny. If the second, get yourself a treatment!

But to answer your question: you decide, it's up to you...no one cares except your wife, your kids, and MAYBE the other 8...so, go home, sit down on your b.u.t.t. and think about it...




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OldE
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CM I am serious 100% !
btw this site leaves far behind Jerry Springer show Smile

Jeannie,thank you for sharing your opinion !


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u should take a look at this
http://www.drphil.com/


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ProudUSC
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This sounds like SOM, again. Frown
 
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not sound like him, it's him and i knew it but oh well, ignore this idiot


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i'm following you from thread to another Big Grin few few lol


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lol - I thought you were going to sleep????
 
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i was but how can i go to sleep without the good night kiss? Big Grin lol


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lips There you go, Mike! Have nice dreams!
 
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ooooooooooooooooh thn************xx hun :d lol now i will sleep on my back just like a roach looooooooool good night hun i cann't see anymore . did you see that CM? Big Grin GO home man lol , good night hunn tt1 lol


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OldE
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I am going to see her today.
Going to take her on a little trip accross the globe on my private-jet. Sorry, can't take all of you women out there with me. It will be just 10 of us... Smile

But thank you all board members ! You know your opinion means loads to me ! Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OogfuLMOdjI


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Hudson
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quote:
Originally posted by OldE:
I am a married man.
I have a wife at home and four children, and father.
I also have 8 girlfriends with whom I regularly have s-e-x, not all at the same time though (yet, I must admit, from time to time I let 2 or 3 to get be in bed with me simultaneously).
I just met this gorgeous girl yesterday and was thinking if I should take her in as a s-e-x-mate as well.
I need this boards advise!!!
I am a wealthy man.
I have boats, airplanes, expensive cars and all.
I really couldn't care less about GC or anything of sorts, I could move to Bahamas tomorrow and have more fun than any of you ever dreamed of.
What I need to know is your opinion: having been engaged with eight women simultaneoulsy, while married with children, should I get myslef involved with ninth???
This is very important question for me at this moment and any advise will be greatly appreciated!

Thank you all in advance!

OldE Smile

only if you become a member of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints.


"Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." John Adams on Defense of the boston Massacre
 
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OldE
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only if you become a member of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints


But I didn't say that I want to marry more than one woman (what a foolish concern!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4VpazaxHRA&feature=related


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OldE,

If you could add just 2 more things to your resume. In addition to all of your accomplishments, please add the fact that you are an illegal alien, and that you beat your women.

With those additions you will be michaelthegreat's personal hero, and honorary president of ILW.

Congratulations Mr. President

PS> gun-bandana Actually, I think your really big bad Mike in disguise.



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OldE
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I Love my Women, that's for sure !
May you, poor thing, be blessed with a LOVER like me Cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPvsHo4NPNo


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quote:
Originally posted by OldE:
I am a married man.
I have a wife at home and four children, and father.
I also have 8 girlfriends with whom I regularly have s-e-x, not all at the same time though (yet, I must admit, from time to time I let 2 or 3 to get be in bed with me simultaneously).
I just met this gorgeous girl yesterday and was thinking if I should take her in as a s-e-x-mate as well.
I need this boards advise!!!
I am a wealthy man.
I have boats, airplanes, expensive cars and all.
I really couldn't care less about GC or anything of sorts, I could move to Bahamas tomorrow and have more fun than any of you ever dreamed of.
What I need to know is your opinion: having been engaged with eight women simultaneoulsy, while married with children, should I get myslef involved with ninth???
This is very important question for me at this moment and any advise will be greatly appreciated!

Thank you all in advance!

OldE Smile


I highly approve of your situation and I would favor getting involved with the ninth. Keep up the good work.


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Jeanine
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Michael: go home, and get some sleep! Thanx...




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There's a movie kindah remind me of this.

The King and I .. lol

just kiddin
 
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