Hmmm. That was a good one, davdah.

How old are you Davdah? Twenty I hear?
You still got time to go to school ya know.
You haven't read enough to know how to own a business and you know what, it shows. Your secretary won't give you any ideas if you haven't studied. Good reading skills will be handy to get your high school diploma and then move on further.

20? where did you hear that? I wish (lol).

We all have time to go to shool. As long as we are not at room temperature. Education, at least the way I see it, is a life long pocess.

Funny you should mention reading skills. Yours are slightly deficient. If you actually read any of my posts you would have a pretty good idea of my age etc. Like many, you either don't read or add fictitious facts to support the conclusion you want. When called on it you ignore it or start hurling personal insults. Are you related to Hudson? Seems you both have the same problem.

Your responses would be more credible if you actually answered something instead of just asking about my weight, age, and appearance. Or are those baited comments?

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Originally posted by iperson:
Explora, guys are slirring words here and sweating. They all want their testicles removed, hurry with the chains! We need more chains!

A small dose of humor this lovely, lovely Sunday, for a change, why not? RN

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

' Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second opinion - PRICELESS

Too funny, Rough Neighbor - thanks for the humor!!!!!