What iperson? You proved in court he kicked himself in the huevos (b a l l s)?

You go girl!!

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Originally posted by davdah:
It is 'what are rubes', plural. A rube is an unsophisticated person, hick, yokel. Or as someone might say, a village idiot.

Sure bro, but we all have eyes don't you? A rube or president would lust after after that? Do you think if they don't they might not be right?

You would be sorely dissapointed if you met either in person ourtrooper. Usually when women display such agression its a clear indication of a lack of femininity. Ie, their uglier than sin.

they didn't show me agression. I think I like a strong woman that is smart. Who wants a wimpy whiny yes woman? I'd like a little strength to them. I'm not thin skinned. and I'm not as smart as they are but I'd sure be proud of having one like that and I'd listen to what they have to say. They aren't dumb 4 sure. I'd be proud.

In the real world a women wants a guy who is usually more than they are. Why do you think women usually marry up the food chain? Show me a rich gal who married a guy working at McDonalds. Never happen. Its not being wimpy and whiny. Its trying to have more testosterone than their male counterpart that is out of place.

Unless of course a guy doesn't want to assume his proper position. Too many of those who shirk their duty as head of the house. I'm not blaming women entirely for that. In some cases they have to step up since the guy won't.

The reason you're spending so much time on this forum Davdah is that you can't leave the house. And the reason why is you are so fat that in order for you leave the house you have to order a crane to remove you from your chair through the roof.
Talking about fat and ugly.

Haaa haaa haaaa. rofl! That was funny, I'll give you that. The real reason I come here is mostly for entertainment.

No, I'm not a cow. Not even close. That brings to mind one of the dating requirements I used to have. The girl could not weigh more than I did. That disqualified many, probably would have you.

Btw, its '.. you to leave the house ...' not '... you leave the house ...' Just thought I'd throw that in.

You disqualified yourself from dating me by just being a retarded republican, on top of being fat and ugly.

I misspelled, so sue me.

You can't even get that picture right. Resolution problems?

I've never been concerned about my prior girlfriend's political beliefs. Never mattered. All that did was what they looked like. Not even my x-wives would agree with your blind analogy of my appearance. I'm off the market so I can't date anymore. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

Being that I am a Republican and in keeping with the stereotype of being in it for the buck I think I will sue. Where can I have you served?

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Originally posted by iperson:
The reason you're spending so much time on this forum Davdah is that you can't leave the house. And the reason why is you are so fat that in order for you leave the house you have to order a crane to remove you from your chair through the roof.
Talking about fat and ugly.

Cable down..cable down..cable down..cable down..hold that..we need two chokers..cable up..hold it..need a tag line..cable up..hold it..hold it..

change the rigging..

that fellow weighs more than we thought..cable down..hold that..cable up..cable up..cable up..hold that..swing left..swing left..cable down..cable down..hold what ya got..come on down..drop him in the lay-down yard, dumpster's are full..carry on.....

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Originally posted by iperson:
Explora, guys are slirring words here and sweating. They all want their testicles removed, hurry with the chains! We need more chains!

I heard about the way you expressed your opinion to davdah and the resulting testicle-retrieval operation.

Here's two tuggers (winches) at about $3,000 each. I think these should pull very well! iperson, just how hard did you kick him? You're going to have both these boys limpin'!!

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Originally posted by ourtopper:
Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha! We got it. We're all sitting here laughing ourselves nuts over this. Nuts? just laughing ourselves silly. Those are industral rigging tools and like what was said was that those would be needed to pull the testiclas out of the man. Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha! That lady on the cell phone explora must got a message form that iperson woman or infomation. That iperson kicks b u t t! That's it we think. pass the popcorn please!!

Chorus of laughter, eh?

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All that did was what they looked like.

Well well well, you know what's coming don't ya? Male chauvinist on top of retarded republican on top of *** and ugly (whichever's uglier).

ROTFL Explora! Those will have to do, unfortunately. Wonder how many more we'll need in the times to come on this public forum. And how many times I'll have to talk about failed education system and foreign professors teaching at the "best" schools in the world, etc. etc. etc.

Ourtopper, I've been through this so many times that I grew thick skin and learned to properly deal with certain individuals. I can smell them from miles away.

Trooper and Iperson went up the hill, each with a dollar. Iperson came down with two. No wonder he likes her.

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Originally posted by iperson:

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All that did was what they looked like.

Well well well, you know what's coming don't ya? Male chauvinist on top of retarded republican on top of *** and ugly (whichever's uglier).

Yup, Your a riot (lol).
You forgot knuckle dragging Neanderthal. Use that one next time.

Your a riot or You're a riot?
Grammar problems?
When I see someone make such basic grammar errors, such as that one or using apostrophe where it doesn't belong (two most common mistakes used by uneducated individuals), I doubt your level of education and your business skills as you claim.
In order to be successful you need to know your grammar first.

Touche, you got me on that one. Grammatically we're even. Perfect grammar doesn't always equal high income. Helps, but not always. Plenty of unemployed English lit majors. That is what a secretary is for.

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Originally posted by davdah:
Trooper and Iperson went up the hill, each with a dollar. Iperson came down with two. No wonder he likes her.

I'd sure hate to come back down empty handed!

Well, then, the Holy Book says:

Matthew 7:2.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with the measure which ye measure with, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thy own eye?

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Originally posted by explora:

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Originally posted by davdah:
Trooper and Iperson went up the hill, each with a dollar. Iperson came down with two. No wonder he likes her.

I'd sure hate to come back down empty handed!

Agreed, since I'm a Republican I would have taxed them both and left them broke. (lol).