Who is guest? Why is he so anti-immigrants? What's his occupation?...and so many other questions are asked by most ILW forum readers about this strange character. Today, I'm going to solve the puzzle and answer all your question in a segment I would like to call : Anatomy of Guest. Although seemingly controversial, guest is a very simple man. Why a man and not a woman, you ask...I say a man because women have better things to do with their lives, and would not sit in front of a computer for hours desperately looking for attention. It's just not a typical feminine behavior. Our dear guest is a male in his early forties. About ten years ago, he met a charming lady from a foreign country...He fell in love with her. Soon they got married and filed for her AOS. Poor Guest was so happy and deeply in love, blind love. It took him a long time to admit to himself that the love of his life was cheating on him with her sweetheart from school. Confused, lost and full of anger, our Guest turned to cyberspace as an escape from reality. He started seeking ways to avenge himself and his pride, and that place is called ILW. So next time you ask a question and Guest replies "deport illegal aliens" just reply to him and say "I understand Guest...I understand"
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His occupation: none. He lost his job to a guy from India. (He's on welfare now)
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I totally agree with OxO. I have also thought for a while that it is because he was cuckolded that he was behaves the way he does. Always presumed "guest" was a guy. Women get on with their lives, not wallow in self pity. There's plenty more fish in the sea :), go on big guy see if you can net one!