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LOL CM and Proud! I have been known to burst out laughing I must admit.  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Mr S.U. |
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Sprint, Proud..
We talk on bedtime to make them feel sleepy.
and to get away from it once in a while LMAO!
Fredy,
when your wife starts talkin , don't wait
just do it the next day.. with matching flowers
and your paycheck LOL
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Hi Girlfriends, Just checking to see what's new... Good to see that Fredy and his wife are getting along well - yup, good communication comes a long, long way. Good luck to your marriage!
Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can.
--John Wesley
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| Posts: 1406 | Location: Georgia | Registered: 12-22-2007 | |
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Thought I'd post this (all I can say is that insofar as our household is concerned, this is true! ) Fri Apr 4, 6:33 PM ET NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - For married women who can't figure out why they always have so much housework researchers may have the answer -- husbands. ADVERTISEMENT A new study from the University of Michigan shows that having a husband creates an extra seven hours of extra housework a week for women. But a wife saves her husband from an hour of chores around the house each week. "It's a well-known pattern. There's still a significant reallocation of labor that occurs at marriage -- men tend to work more outside the home, while women take on more of the household labor," said Frank Stafford, of the university's Institute for Social Research (ISR), who directed the study. "And the situation gets worse for women when they have children," he added in a statement. Stafford's findings are based on 2005 time-diary data from a study on income dynamics that has been conducted since 1968 at ISR. The researchers studied diaries to assess how people spent their time and questioned men and women about how much time they spend cooking, cleaning and doing basic work around the house. They found that young single women did the least amount of housework, at about 12 hours a week. Married women in their 60 and 70s did nearly twice that amount, while women with more than three children spent 28 hours a week cleaning, cooking and washing. But it's not as bad as it used to be. In 1976 women did an average of 26 hours of housework a week, while men did about six, according to the study, (Reporting by Patricia Reaney; editing by Belinda Goldsmith) http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080404/lf_nm_life/housework_husbands_dc
Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can.
--John Wesley
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| Posts: 1406 | Location: Georgia | Registered: 12-22-2007 | |
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quote: For all of you men who whine about their wife.
and for women who doesn't understand your husband
The 10 Commandments of Marriage
1 2 3 4 5 (4 votes) Written by Peety
Tuesday, 22 January 2008
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 1000 grand
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It really works
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Thanks OLDE
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I agree on that one Mrs B.
Each time I tell my hubby to vaccum the floors.
He'll tell me he needs to paint doors, clean the cars, bathroom rooms need mirrors and blah blah lol.
And Remember... Men shop only either at Autozone or Menards LMAO!
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quote: Originally posted by speed_025:
Sprint, Proud..
We talk on bedtime to make them feel sleepy.
and to get away from it once in a while LMAO!
Fredy,
when your wife starts talkin , don't wait
just do it the next day.. with matching flowers
and your paycheck LOL
thanks speed.the only problem right now wife is 7 month pregant ,I sleep in the couch most of the times.this life is hard and after she has the baby C-section I continue without it for 2 or 3 months ,I wonder what I have done wrong in my life ,so what can I do?any suggestions? |
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| Posts: 138 | Location: Home | Registered: 01-14-2008 | |
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lol fredy,
I guess you have to wait 2 months the most.
since she's gonna have a C section. Im very happy for you and your wife for the coming of your baby.
God Bless ya both
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quote: Originally posted by Fredy: quote: Originally posted by speed_025:
Sprint, Proud..
We talk on bedtime to make them feel sleepy.
and to get away from it once in a while LMAO!
Fredy,
when your wife starts talkin , don't wait
just do it the next day.. with matching flowers
and your paycheck LOL
thanks speed.the only problem right now wife is 7 month pregant ,I sleep in the couch most of the times.this life is hard and after she has the baby C-section I continue without it for 2 or 3 months ,I wonder what I have done wrong in my life ,so what can I do?any suggestions?
You both need to get creative, Fredy.
God Bless America and everyone else!
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lol Proud, ya gotta PM me on this one I need details with pictures LMAO ( just kiddin) |
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Go spank the monkey for the next couple of months
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It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.
Salvador Dali
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quote: Originally posted by speed_025: lol Proud, ya gotta PM me on this one I need details with pictures LMAO ( just kiddin)
Lol Speed! Well, there are ways to get around the problem, you know! Creativity can solve most problems! I don't think you need pictures, my friend - lol!
God Bless America and everyone else!
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lol Proud you never know I can add your creativity list on my list.
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Hi Speed, Hmmmmm - lol! I might need to send you a PM!!! No reason for pregnant couples to wait so long. There are other means to accomplish the situation at hand - lmao!!!!!
God Bless America and everyone else!
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Well well well.. Proud... I didnt realise you are ILW's answer to Dr Ruth LOLOLOLOL!!!!
And I always thought you was the shy one, they say the quiet ones are the worse LOL!!!
Hope everyone is well, must fly for now, I have 120 men to babysit TTFN
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quote: Originally posted by speed_025:
I agree on that one Mrs B.
Each time I tell my hubby to vaccum the floors.
He'll tell me he needs to paint doors, clean the cars, bathroom rooms need mirrors and blah blah lol.
And Remember... Men shop only either at Autozone or Menards LMAO!
Speed!!! OMG. Whats/wheres Menards???  ****!! you mean i missed one! |
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I guess I need to send you a PM too, eh Jake? Lol!!!!
God Bless America and everyone else!
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OOOHHH !! yes please LOL!
I'll catch you all soon!!!
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