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Hudson, ProudUSC, remember you guys promised women the moon and stars long time ago.

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Originally posted by speed_025:
LOL, Sprint that was cool!

Silent treatment is discovered by women!LMAO!

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God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too
Mr S.U.

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Hey Speed - I am on the receiving end of those promises - lol! I'm not a guy!

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Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
lmao!! You know I read that and thought..Proud is no man, but I thought maybe I misread it. lol

Unless Proud you are not telling us something lol
Just kidding

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Originally posted by speed_025:
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

oh boy they hate it when we took over the bathroom lol

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Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
ok this is an old one but is just in fun ok..but quite true lol
Hopefully will put some smiles on some faces



Shower Protocol How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and chocolate cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake your body at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire yourself with pride and scratch your rear end.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. F art and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your rear end, leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Take a P. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. Admire your pride and joy in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your body at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!

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Originally posted by dcwtech:
OMG!!! Is This Real???? I Mean The Girly Part??? haHa!

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Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
ok this is an old one but is just in fun ok..but quite true lol
Hopefully will put some smiles on some faces



Shower Protocol How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and chocolate cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake your body at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire yourself with pride and scratch your rear end.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. F art and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your rear end, leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Take a P. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. Admire your pride and joy in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your body at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!

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lmao Proud...I'm glad you said that lol

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