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Who writes the check for rehab?

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And, lets not forget the loads of laundry to put in that new washer. LOL..

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Originally posted by speed_025:

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Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Nope, Hubby opens my corona first, so he can have his miller.
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Why is a Laundromat

a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

I got a brand new washer from hubby, and I made sure the next day I got a new dryer!
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do you think all shoe colors are only available on women's size?
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How do you know when

a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

Don't worry DC, Women always are a smart shoppers!
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Buy her a Rolex!
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

that only explains why men sometimes sleep on the couch!
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

You always have to call us honey, or dear, or baby! Once you make a mistake callin us another name , you're in deep doo doo
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's *** drive by 90%.
It's called a Weddin g Cake.

Wrong theory again, Marriage diminishes a woman "s" drive. Reason: There's always another day. The wedding cake is the bait!
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

as long the insurance is enough. The wife is fine with it!
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Women will never be equal to men?
until they can walk down the street with a bald head

and a beer gut, and still think they are ****.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested!

So get back to work DC! lol

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Originally posted by MakeItRight!:
Just Be be Glad I Am Actually Always Working, Even When I Post Here. Wink. Otherwise 100% From Me Would Overwhelm All With The Full Power Of The Fruitcake!! Big Grin