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If you were the President of The United States of America, what would you do to illegal immigrants who entered the country and broke immigration laws, what would you do to people who defraud USC and or US Govt? Come on lets see what kind of policy would you develop.


I am not racist. I am not anti-immigrant. I am AGAINST CRIMINALS, FRAUDSTERS, WHO DISOBEY THE LAW, BREAK THE LAW AND PERPETRATE THE FRAUD.

You may not like what I have to say but that does not mean I am wrong.
 
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I'll send then around to your place and let them carp on you

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God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Smile
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Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
I'll send then around to your place and let them carp on you


Are you immigrants that stupid and blind and cannot read the question properly. Should I put my question in Espanol? This is America, LEARN ENGLISH


I am not racist. I am not anti-immigrant. I am AGAINST CRIMINALS, FRAUDSTERS, WHO DISOBEY THE LAW, BREAK THE LAW AND PERPETRATE THE FRAUD.

You may not like what I have to say but that does not mean I am wrong.
 
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Of course I can speak English, but you don't.
You speak American Smile lol
 
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Originally posted by FianceeOfMicheal:
Of course I can speak English, but you don't.
You speak American Smile lol


Yeah I can see very well when you spell Michael as Micheal....lol


I am not racist. I am not anti-immigrant. I am AGAINST CRIMINALS, FRAUDSTERS, WHO DISOBEY THE LAW, BREAK THE LAW AND PERPETRATE THE FRAUD.

You may not like what I have to say but that does not mean I am wrong.
 
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That was a typo, not a spelling mistake dumbo Big Grin


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Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
That was a typo, not a spelling mistake dumbo Big Grin


Type because the keyboard has English characters, not Espanol...right


I am not racist. I am not anti-immigrant. I am AGAINST CRIMINALS, FRAUDSTERS, WHO DISOBEY THE LAW, BREAK THE LAW AND PERPETRATE THE FRAUD.

You may not like what I have to say but that does not mean I am wrong.
 
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If I was President of the United States; I would kill every Moslem, Nuke every moslem city seize their countries rape their women and take their oil and just massacre whoever stood in my way.

I would outlaw VAWA and IMBRA and restore human rights to the men in this country; I would ban alimony, equittable distribution, child support laws and all other unjust anti-male harassment. I would allow any man the right to be secure in his own home that he paid for and be allowed to boot out any liar, cheater fraudster without fear of being arrested.

I would outlaw obesity, especially in women; Anyone that was overwright would be sent to a fat camp. I would ban women wearing pants, ugly clothes, pantyhose, and mismatched colors. This is important. I would require all women to take a class in High School on how to dress appropriately, how important it is not to be fat or dishonest, and how to s e x ually please their man.

I would pemit a path to legal immigration based soley on what the applicant can offer to the U.S.. I would IMMEDIATELY deport ALL convicted criminals and fraudsters; if they were US Citizens, I would drop them over Africa or Antarctica.

I would tell the negroes to stop their nonsense, get over the slavery thing, get off welfare and get to work.

I would bomb feminist organizations, abortion clinics and any non judeo-christian institutions

I would take over all of America (Canada, Mexico, Central and South America included) militarily and declare them our property.


That would be on the first day...




Impeach Obama !
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If I was President of the United States; I would kill every Moslem, Nuke every moslem city seize their countries rape their women and take their oil and just massacre whoever stood in my way.

I would outlaw VAWA and IMBRA and restore human rights to the men in this country; I would ban alimony, equittable distribution, child support laws and all other unjust anti-male harassment. I would allow any man the right to be secure in his own home that he paid for and be allowed to boot out any liar, cheater fraudster without fear of being arrested.

I would outlaw obesity, especially in women; Anyone that was overwright would be sent to a fat camp. I would ban women wearing pants, ugly clothes, pantyhose, and mismatched colors. This is important. I would require all women to take a class in High School on how to dress appropriately, how important it is not to be fat or dishonest, and how to s e x ually please their man.

I would pemit a path to legal immigration based soley on what the applicant can offer to the U.S.. I would IMMEDIATELY deport ALL convicted criminals and fraudsters; if they were US Citizens, I would drop them over Africa or Antarctica.

I would tell the negroes to stop their nonsense, get over the slavery thing, get off welfare and get to work.

I would bomb feminist organizations, abortion clinics and any non judeo-christian institutions

I would take over all of America (Canada, Mexico, Central and South America included) militarily and declare them our property.


That would be on the first day...



Typical rethug.


the "personal" is political
 
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And to anyone who questions the justification for importation of women from afar.

Your average walmart candy isle grazer.



You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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Rolling back the clock 40 years.

Any Questions?

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You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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Originally posted by SonofMichael:
If I was President of the United States; I would kill every Moslem, Nuke every moslem city seize their countries rape their women and take their oil and just massacre whoever stood in my way.

I would outlaw VAWA and IMBRA and restore human rights to the men in this country; I would ban alimony, equittable distribution, child support laws and all other unjust anti-male harassment. I would allow any man the right to be secure in his own home that he paid for and be allowed to boot out any liar, cheater fraudster without fear of being arrested.

I would outlaw obesity, especially in women; Anyone that was overwright would be sent to a fat camp. I would ban women wearing pants, ugly clothes, pantyhose, and mismatched colors. This is important. I would require all women to take a class in High School on how to dress appropriately, how important it is not to be fat or dishonest, and how to s e x ually please their man.

I would pemit a path to legal immigration based soley on what the applicant can offer to the U.S.. I would IMMEDIATELY deport ALL convicted criminals and fraudsters; if they were US Citizens, I would drop them over Africa or Antarctica.

I would tell the negroes to stop their nonsense, get over the slavery thing, get off welfare and get to work.

I would bomb feminist organizations, abortion clinics and any non judeo-christian institutions

I would take over all of America (Canada, Mexico, Central and South America included) militarily and declare them our property.


That would be on the first day...


Frown


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Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
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Originally posted by SonofMichael:
If I was President of the United States; I would kill every Moslem, Nuke every moslem city seize their countries rape their women and take their oil and just massacre whoever stood in my way.

I would outlaw VAWA and IMBRA and restore human rights to the men in this country; I would ban alimony, equittable distribution, child support laws and all other unjust anti-male harassment. I would allow any man the right to be secure in his own home that he paid for and be allowed to boot out any liar, cheater fraudster without fear of being arrested.

I would outlaw obesity, especially in women; Anyone that was overwright would be sent to a fat camp. I would ban women wearing pants, ugly clothes, pantyhose, and mismatched colors. This is important. I would require all women to take a class in High School on how to dress appropriately, how important it is not to be fat or dishonest, and how to s e x ually please their man.

I would pemit a path to legal immigration based soley on what the applicant can offer to the U.S.. I would IMMEDIATELY deport ALL convicted criminals and fraudsters; if they were US Citizens, I would drop them over Africa or Antarctica.

I would tell the negroes to stop their nonsense, get over the slavery thing, get off welfare and get to work.

I would bomb feminist organizations, abortion clinics and any non judeo-christian institutions

I would take over all of America (Canada, Mexico, Central and South America included) militarily and declare them our property.


That would be on the first day...


Frown


Don't worry SprinGirl I will take you to White House 2go


I am not racist. I am not anti-immigrant. I am AGAINST CRIMINALS, FRAUDSTERS, WHO DISOBEY THE LAW, BREAK THE LAW AND PERPETRATE THE FRAUD.

You may not like what I have to say but that does not mean I am wrong.
 
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if i were president i would produce a policy that gave asylum to those that were here that would
1. Pay for an annual work permit
2. Pay a minimum of taxes into the system via a tax payer id number
3. Pay a set amount not alterable by placing 10 dependents
4. No serious criminal offenses

after 5 years of compliance offer citizenship

to those not yet here I would take the smuggling mafia out of business by offering legal work cards at the border for $2500 and assign tax payer id numbers at that point and require them to pay in

that is a simple outline for a serious problem.
 
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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline


Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!


That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.




Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.


When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .


Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.


Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.


After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.


He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.


This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.


If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.


Problem solved.

If this was to happen, All Immigrants could not only become citizens but heroes as well!
 
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Originally posted by Sprint_girl07:
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Originally posted by SonofMichael:
If I was President of the United States; I would kill every Moslem, Nuke every moslem city seize their countries rape their women and take their oil and just massacre whoever stood in my way.

I would outlaw VAWA and IMBRA and restore human rights to the men in this country; I would ban alimony, equittable distribution, child support laws and all other unjust anti-male harassment. I would allow any man the right to be secure in his own home that he paid for and be allowed to boot out any liar, cheater fraudster without fear of being arrested.

I would outlaw obesity, especially in women; Anyone that was overwright would be sent to a fat camp. I would ban women wearing pants, ugly clothes, pantyhose, and mismatched colors. This is important. I would require all women to take a class in High School on how to dress appropriately, how important it is not to be fat or dishonest, and how to s e x ually please their man.

I would pemit a path to legal immigration based soley on what the applicant can offer to the U.S.. I would IMMEDIATELY deport ALL convicted criminals and fraudsters; if they were US Citizens, I would drop them over Africa or Antarctica.

I would tell the negroes to stop their nonsense, get over the slavery thing, get off welfare and get to work.

I would bomb feminist organizations, abortion clinics and any non judeo-christian institutions

I would take over all of America (Canada, Mexico, Central and South America included) militarily and declare them our property.


That would be on the first day...


Frown


Don't worry SprinGirl I will take you to White House 2go


OH MY!!
 
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Bad solution. Would you want one of these guys in the foxhole with you watching your back? To have to depend on his allegance to protect your life? What do you think would happen in a real fire fight? The same thing as when the green and white trucks show up at a meat packing plant.


You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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If I were president, I'd deport all Republicans immediately, except for BushCo. Those I'd put in prison ON DAY ONE.


the "personal" is political
 
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Thats fine. We'll create another capitalist society that would become the envy of the world. At least the illegal problem would go away here with just Dems and liberals running the show. Everyone would end up on some form of entitlement. And be equally dirt poor.


You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
 
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