I found this on another site, and thought you'd enjoy it, and add your own.
Barack Obama is to John McCain as:
as a roller coaster is to a nap.
as Superman is to Grumpy Old Men.
as Today is to Yesterday.
as new hotness is to old and busted.
as Surprise birthday party is to a funeral.
as a Wii is to shuffleboard.
as expanding prosperity is to expanding prostate.
as the glass is half full to the glass is half empty.
as the Terminator is the to the Terminex guy.
as the Wire is to JAG.
as a PhD is to a GED.
as indoor plumbing is to a chamber pot.
as Michael Phelps is to Mike Wallace.
as superman is to Mr. Magoo.
as the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces is to Commander-in-Chief of the Arm Chair.
as a CAT scan is to bloodletting.
as the iPhone is to a tin can and string.
as Alec Baldwin is to Daniel Baldwin.
as Robin Hood is to a robber baron.
as orange juice is to metamucil.
as Groundhog Day is to Osmosis Jones.
as Sears is to Reobucks.
as Electric Mail ("e-mail") is to the pony express.
as Jet Blue is to the old union carbide.
as John F. Kennedy is to Richard M. Nixon.
as G.O.A.T. cheese is to musty, rotten old cheese.
as the next President is to the next runner up.
as Ronald Reagan in 1980 is to Ronald Reagan in 1988.
as Prozac is to Ambien.
as my new bicycle is to my jalopy.
as my favorite cousin is to my crazy uncle.
as "yes we can" is to "get off my lawn!"
as arugula is to cabbage.
as The Cubs are to The Pirates
as Megadeth is to Lawrence Welk
as Michael Phelps is to Fred Phelps
as Lexus is to Yugo
as Mac is to adding machine
as Marines are to Mall Security
as .300 WinMag is to .22 long rifle
as Skateboard is to walker
as My shoe is to ant
as Rapier is to rock on a stick
as F-15 is to piper cub
as Vinyl is to 64kbps mp3
as Rachel Maddow is to Laura Bush
as Windows XP is to Windows 3.11
as DailyKos is to RedState
as The University of Chicago is to Phoenix Community College
as The Blues Brothers are to Ward Cleaver
as a Rolex is to a sundial
as rockyroad ice cream is to turnips
as Lassie is to Willie-E-Cayote
as "Lost" is to "American Idol"
as cavier is to Chex party mix
as Toni Morrison is to Danielle Steel
as Marilyn Monroe is to Paris Hilton
as arugula is to wilted iceberg lettuce
as filet mignon is to Alpo
as Hercule Poirot is to Matlock
as the rainforest is to Death Valley
as John Coltrane is to Lawrence Welk
as Tom Hanks is to Mr T
as Superman is to Elmer Fudd
as Shakespere is to Tom Clancey (no offense Tom)
as Oscar Peterson is to John Kesh
as Van Cliburn is to Yanni
as Aerosmith is to Milli Vanilli
as Fredricks is to Wal Mart
as Corvette is to Model T
as George Carlin is to Rich Little
as Allen Ginsberg is to "the Bard" (Bard blows - sorry)
as coffee is to decaf
as San Francisco is to Indiana (we have to pay people to live here)
as pizza is to Bagel Bites
as a gorgeous summer day is to a blizzard
as Joe Biden is to Joe McCarthy
as skinny Elvis is to fat Elvis
as the Doors are to Perry Como
as Christopher Walkin in the "Weapon of Choice" video is to disco
As Haagen Dazs is to ice milk.
As Kapalua Golf Course is to The Savannah.
As ice cold water is to a cup of sand.
As getting a spankin new BMW on your 16th birthday is to walking 30 miles to school barefoot.
And mine is:
Barack Obama is to McCain as
Air Macbook is to Commodore 64
the "personal" is political
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