Soon after he proposed marriage to me, I accepted on the grounds we got to know each other better. After a few cyber kisses, I found that I was cyber pregnant.
As soon as Michael the Great, aka Son Of Michael found this out, he disappeared from ILW.com, and abandoned me.
I have filed several complaints to Sam Udani of ILW and 2 cyber lawsuits in NYC. In NYC, The Honorable Judge Someone 12 called me vexatious.
I have also complained to the Nigerian cyber lynch mob. I believe the Nigerian's are out to get me. Just yesterday a strange email was sent to me saying that if I didn't shut up, I'd be tied to the comfy chair, made to wear a red mini skirt (like Proud's) and high heels, and beaten with twigs until I confess that it's all lies.
I think you have a case. But I think the only reparations you'll receive are win, cake and epic lulz.
-------------------- "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. " - Thomas Jefferson
Posts: 775 | Location: Las Vegas | Registered: 05-16-2008
Soon after he proposed marriage to me, I accepted on the grounds we got to know each other better. After a few cyber kisses, I found that I was cyber pregnant.
As soon as Michael the Great, aka Son Of Michael found this out, he disappeared from ILW.com, and abandoned me.
I have filed several complaints to Sam Udani of ILW and 2 cyber lawsuits in NYC. In NYC, The Honorable Judge Someone 12 called me vexatious.
I have also complained to the Nigerian cyber lynch mob. I believe the Nigerian's are out to get me. Just yesterday a strange email was sent to me saying that if I didn't shut up, I'd be tied to the comfy chair, made to wear a red mini skirt (like Proud's) and high heels, and beaten with twigs until I confess that it's all lies.
My sympathies go out to you. It is such a terrible tragedy when cyber children are abandoned. Perhaps a riding lawnmower may help. I have heard Macy's is having a sale on red miniskirts too. Von's and Ralphs have reduced prices on whole chicken through the weekend. These may help get you through these troubled times. best wishes.
You voted democrat. This country is not worth sneaking into any more.
Posts: 6116 | Location: San Antonio TX | Registered: 06-08-2007
I Say Watson This is Truly The Worst Case I Have ever Seen! this Cyber Crime Must Not Go Un Punished! Watson The Vacation Must go On Hold. We Have Work To do Lad!!!
CYBER GREEN CARD FRAUD IS NO LAUGHING MATTER WATSON!!!! we Have Victims To Protect!
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CYBER GREEN CARD FRAUD IS NO LAUGHING MATTER WATSON!!!!
DC - this should be your permanent sig block. It is perfection.
-------------------- "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. " - Thomas Jefferson
Posts: 775 | Location: Las Vegas | Registered: 05-16-2008
You are in my prayers, FianceofMichael (whoops, FianceofMicheal). I can assist in web site design if you need it. I'm lousy at searching for avatars, but can create a mean website for you.
When designing the website, don't forget the bright blue, green, and orange for the background.
OH! And the embedded music! You can't forget the embedded music!
-------------------- "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. " - Thomas Jefferson
Posts: 775 | Location: Las Vegas | Registered: 05-16-2008
My dear Almost Mrs Michael, I personally think you have had a lucky escape and your cyber babies will live a much happier cyber life.
That aside, since I know your concern is revenge (and financial compensation), I think you most definitely have a case for fraud against not only the US government, but the entire galaxy. Of course, it would be impossible for you to find the names of all the people/green men in the galaxy, so I suggest you make it broad. "Uranus Green" ought to suffice.
Don't forget to threaten every body who dares to so much as speak to you and ask God to fax you their exact names and addresses so you may include them in your claim.
Good luck to you!
************************************** The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it - Plutarch
Posts: 1258 | Location: Las Vegas | Registered: 07-29-2007
Watson My Friend, Others Joke Of This Very Serious Situation. Might I Remind You also My Friend This Is No Laughing Matter!!! Those Cyber Babies Will Have A Much Better Chance Shall They Receive The Proper AMT. Of Cyber Child Support!!! Not Forgetting That Cyber Momma. She Shall Be Awarded Proper Cyber Alimony!!!
My dear Watson, you as a medical man are continually gaining light as to the tendencies of a child by the study of the parents. Don't you see that the converse is equally valid. I have frequently gained my first real insight into the character of parents by studying their children. S.H.
"Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." John Adams on Defense of the boston Massacre
Don't worry too much, Speed. These cyber-births are very clean. A few errant electrons get cleaned from the new cyberbaby one the delivery is complete.
-------------------- "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. " - Thomas Jefferson
Posts: 775 | Location: Las Vegas | Registered: 05-16-2008
Originally posted by JermCool: Don't worry too much, Speed. These cyber-births are very clean. A few errant electrons get cleaned from the new cyberbaby one the delivery is complete.
OMG... this is terrible... I thought I was going to be the cyber Maid of Honour, you have cheated me out of my day, I am going to SUE YOU for this, but please oh please dont send me to the iggy bin LMAO!!!
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