(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word,but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a'whatever').
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying # YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
I think this can be used on men too lol
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Originally posted by Sprint_girl07: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word,but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a'whatever').
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying # YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
I think this can be used on men too lol
Hmmm, reminds me of my ex, especially #1 and #3 Just the memories you need on Halloween...scary LOL
We voted Democrat. They'll be no need to sneak in anymore
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Mr S.U.
Hope you all had a fun Halloween celebration. Proud, yes, it's getting colder here, time to wear the knee-high boots. I'm just glad I'm not there in your area, it's cooler up there. I lost hope for the Pats with Tom's injury, but the Falcons are slowly soaring!
Where are the pics of DoroBrit and DoroDavdah? Jakie, they're going to stretch your Dorothy dress that you just have to donate it to either one of them.
Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can.
Originally posted by Sprint_girl07: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word,but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a'whatever').
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying # YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
I think this can be used on men too lol
Hmmm, reminds me of my ex, especially #1 and #3 Just the memories you need on Halloween...scary LOL
LOL!
Sprintie's post reminds me of this:
Subject: Priceless
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all!
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind, you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you ****d in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.' Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried too take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone *****, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time: PRICELESS
See Brittie, women can be very appreciative when you say the right thing.
Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can.
...................................................................................................................................... impossibility is a word found only in the dictionary of fools
Originally posted by Mrs. B.: Hey Sprintie, Proudie, Speedie and everybody,
Hope you all had a fun Halloween celebration. Proud, yes, it's getting colder here, time to wear the knee-high boots. I'm just glad I'm not there in your area, it's cooler up there. I lost hope for the Pats with Tom's injury, but the Falcons are slowly soaring!
Where are the pics of DoroBrit and DoroDavdah? Jakie, they're going to stretch your Dorothy dress that you just have to donate it to either one of them.
Hey Mrs. B. ,
We had a nice surprise for the 1st day of November yesterday. 72 degrees and sunny! Spent a lovely day on the water (one of the last for the season, I'm sure).
Good luck to everyone's teams today. Mine plays tomorrow night against Pittsburgh, so Davdah and I will be on opposing teams for once - lol!!!!!
Paula Radcliffe (GB) wins the NYC marathon for the 3rd time!
She has won 8 out of 10 marathons in her sporting life..that is quite amazing.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Bless America - God Bless Immigrants - God Bless Poor Misguided Souls Too Mr S.U.
Originally posted by Mrs. B.: Hey Sprintie, Proudie, Speedie and everybody,
Hope you all had a fun Halloween celebration. Proud, yes, it's getting colder here, time to wear the knee-high boots. I'm just glad I'm not there in your area, it's cooler up there. I lost hope for the Pats with Tom's injury, but the Falcons are slowly soaring!
Where are the pics of DoroBrit and DoroDavdah? Jakie, they're going to stretch your Dorothy dress that you just have to donate it to either one of them.
Hey Mrs. B. ,
We had a nice surprise for the 1st day of November yesterday. 72 degrees and sunny! Spent a lovely day on the water (one of the last for the season, I'm sure).
Good luck to everyone's teams today. Mine plays tomorrow night against Pittsburgh, so Davdah and I will be on opposing teams for once - lol!!!!!
Happy Sunday. Have a good one!!!
Yep! Water Time Has Officially Ended! November Is Here! Only The Dreams Of Water Remain. Until Next Year.
Originally posted by Mrs. B.: Hey Sprintie, Proudie, Speedie and everybody,
Hope you all had a fun Halloween celebration. Proud, yes, it's getting colder here, time to wear the knee-high boots. I'm just glad I'm not there in your area, it's cooler up there. I lost hope for the Pats with Tom's injury, but the Falcons are slowly soaring!
Where are the pics of DoroBrit and DoroDavdah? Jakie, they're going to stretch your Dorothy dress that you just have to donate it to either one of them.
Hey Mrs. B. ,
We had a nice surprise for the 1st day of November yesterday. 72 degrees and sunny! Spent a lovely day on the water (one of the last for the season, I'm sure).
Good luck to everyone's teams today. Mine plays tomorrow night against Pittsburgh, so Davdah and I will be on opposing teams for once - lol!!!!!
Happy Sunday. Have a good one!!!
Yep! Water Time Has Officially Ended! November Is Here! Only The Dreams Of Water Remain. Until Next Year.
My husband is the eternal optimist - lol. So, he's not winterizing just yet. Still holding out hope for one or two more nice days. It was great at Tim's Rivershore yesterday. Sat outside and enjoyed the warmth.
Originally posted by Mrs. B.: Hey Sprintie, Proudie, Speedie and everybody,
Hope you all had a fun Halloween celebration. Proud, yes, it's getting colder here, time to wear the knee-high boots. I'm just glad I'm not there in your area, it's cooler up there. I lost hope for the Pats with Tom's injury, but the Falcons are slowly soaring!
Where are the pics of DoroBrit and DoroDavdah? Jakie, they're going to stretch your Dorothy dress that you just have to donate it to either one of them.
Hey Mrs. B. ,
We had a nice surprise for the 1st day of November yesterday. 72 degrees and sunny! Spent a lovely day on the water (one of the last for the season, I'm sure).
Good luck to everyone's teams today. Mine plays tomorrow night against Pittsburgh, so Davdah and I will be on opposing teams for once - lol!!!!!
Happy Sunday. Have a good one!!!
Yep! Water Time Has Officially Ended! November Is Here! Only The Dream
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Paula Radcliffe (GB) wins the NYC marathon for the 3rd time!
Water Time Has Officially Ended! November Is Here! Only The Dreams Of Water Remain.