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I am already Smile It's going down and hurting my aris is a problem lol

Get the hemorroid cream out then Sprintie LOL

You taking the piss out of my Chalfont St Giles? lol

Got My Drinkies! . Did You Think Only Brities Are Indulging/Drinking In Cyberspace Tonight??? LOL.
YIKES. Its Friday!!! That means 5 more Than Any Other Night!

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Originally posted by MakeItRight!:
Got My Drinkies! . Did You Think Only Brities Are Indulging/Drinking In Cyberspace Tonight??? LOL.
YIKES. Its Friday!!! That means 5 more Than Any Other Night!

Where have you been? You're late! lol

I think Brittie has passed out already, lightweight lol

Where's the 40's! Iz gettin drunk tonite.

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Originally posted by Michele(daughter of iggy):
Where's the 40's! Iz gettin drunk tonite.

Sorry Michele, you must have amnesia, it is 2008 now. You must have been asleep for a long time my dear or you are batty like your mother.
If you want some 40's music I might be able to find some for you

40's music? Shooot. Iz talkin about 40's as in malt liquor 40s. Gimme them 40's all night long!

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Originally posted by Michele(daughter of iggy):
40's music? Shooot. Iz talkin about 40's as in malt liquor 40s. Gimme them 40's all night long!

Actually I was talking of you born in the 40's

You don't want to be drinking Michelle, unless you are hoping to trap some poor foreigner and file a lawsuit in 28 years time

i can holdz my liquor girl. Ain't no man can put them away like me. Shoot, I remember one nite I drank so much I peed for an hour straight.

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Originally posted by Michele(daughter of iggy):
i can holdz my liquor girl. Ain't no man can put them away like me. Shoot, I remember one nite I drank so much I peed for an hour straight.

Well how do you call that holding your liquor if it comes out the other end so easily? You must have a weak bladder, but that is ok, at your age it can happen.
I think you will need some incontinence pads my dear.
Here are some for you:





Oh may I suggest also doing some pelvic floor exercises, it may help

Don't know what to do, I can't sleep!!!
Keep thinkin I'm......dang

Y'all gots me all wrong. I ain't even the far side of 30 yet. Shooot. I gots plenty o fun left in me girl. Ain't got no 40's so I'z goin to have to make due with a 12 pack of schlits. Betta then nuthin.

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Originally posted by SonofMichael.:
Don't know what to do, I can't sleep!!!
Keep thinkin I'm......dang

Jeez how many Michaels are there going to be on here now lol

I like your period at end of name..gives it character

Dats my otha brothr. My moms was kinda simple. Had many daddies and figured to keep it that way. All michaels for a first name.

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Originally posted by SonofMichael.:
Don't know what to do, I can't sleep!!!
Keep thinkin I'm......dang

Michael!!

Crazy crazy night lmao!!

He got you to girl? Shoot, that boy be spreadin his seed everyware. I gots the numba to the welfare lady here in my purse. I can give it to if you need it.

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Originally posted by Michele(daughter of iggy):
Y'all gots me all wrong. I ain't even the far side of 30 yet. Shooot. I gots plenty o fun left in me girl. Ain't got no 40's so I'z goin to have to make due with a 12 pack of schlits. Betta then nuthin.

Wow sorry, life must have been hard on you my dear, you aged too quickly

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Originally posted by Michele(daughter of iggy):
He got you to girl? Shoot, that boy be spreadin his seed everyware. I gots the numba to the welfare lady here in my purse. I can give it to if you need it.

Response: There are others? He told me he was faithful and was going to marry me.
I was thinking though of waiting until my oldest is 28 as Michael will be a rich by then.
Then sue him for child support and sue him for terrorism against me and our children as he left us with no support. What do you think?

FOM..has Cheryl been giving you pointers?